I Want You To Know That Among My Friends, The Time Keeper Has Been Affectionately Named The Time Milf

Ok but no here's the thing, I deadass got halfway through making an animatic about him with the song "Family of Me" from Over the Hedge. It fits so fucking well with his situation in the game, it's not even funny

Modern day erik’s favorite movie is probably Over the Hedge just sayin

can we please pair this meme with @scrimmification's description of Hendrik anytime anything horny happens

Thinking about them.

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

see him schmoove

You all somehow like this, so I made more

from now on you MUST follow these three rules (if you want)

• love your self

• love your flaws

• pet your dog

if you don't have a dog you can pet this one just rub your screen

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th