….Rise bros working at Freddys.
Leo
Leo: Welp, shift’s starting. (Checks out cameras for all of two minutes) ….break time. (Uses portal to leave)
…
(The Animatronics check out the office and see it empty, then look at each other in confusion and shrug)
(At 559, a portal opens and Leo reappears)
Leo: I don’t know why they said I should stay in the office. The roof had a better view and… (Sees animatronics) Can I help you?
Freddy: (Tries to grab Leo)
(Alarm goes off, it’s 6am)
Animatronics: (Shut down)
Leo: …….weird.
Raph
Bonnie: (Enters office)
Raph: (Is bigger than Bonnie) Uh….hi?
Bonnie: … (Slowly backs out of the office)
Mikey
Mikey: (GAAAAASP!) Omigosh you’re so cooooool! (Glomps Freddy)
(The animatronics glance to each other, uncertain because this is a security guard but a child?)
Freddy: (Decides it’s a child and pats Mikey on the head)
Donnie
(The animatronics are hiding in the office.)
Foxy: (Missing part of his head)
Chika: (Trying to look after Foxy despite missing an arm)
Freddy: (Checks the light at the door)
Donnie: (Appears)
Freddy: (Slams door shut)
Donnie: (Scratching at the door) Come oooooon…let me look at your circuit boards! I need to know how it works! Inquiring minds MUST know!
Bonnie: (Hyperventilating)
I believe in bamboozler bestieism
How do I tell the difference between overthinking and being able read people
My sister was dragging me into my home office but then I crawled away like a caterpillar and started laughing for 5 mins straight repeating " like a catapiller!!!"
Icarus couldn't keep me from the sun- Tey de Gennaro
favorite duo this season
oddly high quality shitpost time
reblogs appreciated, if ya can spare one :3
A misfits conversation that somehow gets veered towards parents
Lenore:I don't like my parents very much
Eulalie, innocently: Because of your daddy issues?
Lenore:How do you know about my daddy issues
Pluto: It's kinda obvious
Bernice: You do not get to talk Pluto, you aren't any better babes
Pluto: What! What does that mean
Duke: Mon minou allez, you constantly hide in your jacket and hair is constantly covering half your face at all times
Pluto: That's...
Pluto:That's fair
Lenore:Do good parents exist, I surely never met one.
Morella: I think so, some have to right?
Berenice: I'm sure they do, most of us haven't remembered our parents anyway, they could be saints.
The misfits:...
Eulalie, cheerfully: probably not
ooo joelscar wizards be upon ye 🪄🪄🪄
i’ve had this au for a while but havent rlly thought abt it a lot … i just want my joelscar content tbh. im also gonna mix in grian to the group later bc i alrdy have a role for him (crazy bird guy w an obsession w eyes) dont ask, even i dont know, i just need them tgthr again okay, i miss my 100 hardcore trio 😢 life series teamup when ????
i dont have much lore but joel is sick and is on a journey to find the ingredients for the cure of said sickness, he is technically a witch ig not a wizard, he alrdy graduated wizard school idk. scar is a wizard that does tricks and stuff, he also graduated wizard school a few years earlier than joel. he tags along w joel to find the ingredients w him for some reason i still dk why, and they go on crazy journeys tgthr :3
they travel via scar’s wagon and does shows lol, for money and scams people. along the way they meet a weird bird man, who had tried to steal scar’s (?) eyes, but they made a deal and whatnot and then grian tags along w them. joel occasionally steals eyes for grian :3 (gribeans my beloveds)
i think thats it for now, i should rlly stop drawing and start studying lmao 😭😭 im working on a smalletho au with aquarium worker joel and florist etho lol, im slowly building the au
Will is (rightfully) terrified of everyone in the misfits with the exception of Morella, not cause she isn't badass but because she's the only one who hasn't threatened to or actively beat up him or Montresor. Eulalie hit him over the head with a vase then stabbed him like a hundred times when she thought he was Monty. Berenice straight up bit him a dozen times. Pluto hit him with a fucking crowbar and tried to shoot Monty, both of these with zero hesitation. Duke got his specter and immediately beat monty's ass and successfully made Ada attack Monty which made him get attacked (Which I'm sure he 100% blames that on Duke and Ada and not even a little on Montresor.) And Lenore threatened him with a gun point blank, and while she knew the gun wasn't loaded there isn't a doubt in his mind that she would end him if Duke died. What I mean to say is that basically any time Will walks pass any of the misfits he immediately books or it or hides as well as he can without getting yelled at by Montresor.
Think about it.
both are childhood friends.
eventually overtime their friendship become toxic
Both are transported into strange world,that helps them overcome their toxic relationship.
Both are little gay.
I rest my case.