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In the book Padawan Obi-Wan gets called out for being reckless and therefore a bad student. He answers with:

”Oh, I will never have a Padawan as bad as I am.”

Little does he know…

Y’all Star Wars peeps out there I need your help

So YEARS AGO on Lego’s website there were a bunch of silly Lego Star Wars videos and they have long since vanished and I want to know if anyone knows of ANY WAY to find them again

The one I’m thinking of most particularly is the “What really happened at the Death Star meeting” but there were others (like the one where the stormtrooper ends up hitting Darth Vader with a shovel)

Does anyone else know or remember these? And are they possible to still find?

Please help; me and my siblings have been searching for YEARS

Please please please reblog

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

Does anyone know where I get non black/grey/navy/white Star Wars (clone) fan shirts in oversize (like male XL and bigger)?

Everything is black, black, black. This is so boring and annoying. Give me 501st blue Rex shirt or golden Cody shirt. I don't want black. I want bright and happy colors.

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

christmas outfits!!

redraw of last years christmas outfits with some tweaks to each design! they are late for the holiday party (again) lowkey inspired by that new Disneyland encanto christmas show too! this took 7 hours and most of my sanity. miras a christmas tree yes the lights are functional! 🎄

One time I dreamt that I went to Japan to find a man, we found him by the colour of the mud we saw in a video he posted. When I went there there were a bunch of men on horses. One was leading them and getting them to shout “Eat master, Eat maker” as they rode off a cliff and fell onto the ground where they were immediately hit and squashed by rock golems.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

hugs are good

I actually drew the sketch of this a while ago, after I watched "S vs S redux" I think ;) And yeah, lots of hugs👍💕

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