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As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

A little drawing because Patton deserves a lot of gifts on his birthday 💙🐶

And yes, the gift was mostly Janus's idea

Bad Batch in a Bubble Bath #3: Tech

eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

It's kinda past the new year now but this is gorgeous

happy new year from the batch family <3

Yes absolutely those are the best writing hours (until you have to get up early the next day)

i do all my best writing at night. i feel so free between the hours of 10pm-4am… pls tell me yall feel like this too…

togruta are salamanders in my mind

u guys are hearing my ideas about this now (some of it is based on actual salamander facts others are just like. my own mind)

cold-blooded

• can’t regulate their own body temps

• prefer cooler temps though (~65°-70°)

• ahsoka’s clothing is heat-regulated

partially nocturnal

• their native planet(s) is the perfect climate for them, so they are diurnal there

• off-planet they prefer cooler parts of the day & nightime

• most active around late afternoon/evening

love moist/wet environments

• swim very well

• can hold their breaths for a long time

• dry environments cause their skin to crack

• not acclimated to snow or deserts AT ALL

• salt isn’t great either (ahsoka still eats it tho because she likes it (it burns her tongue a little but it’s Fine))

• skin is moist to the touch (ew ik but they’re salamanders guys come on)

• have to drink Lots of water if they’re in a drier climate

primarily carnivorous

• will eat other things but prefer meat

• they eat bugs too

• ahsoka will catch bugs off of trees & snack on them while on campaigns & the boys go BERSERK

• she just looks at them very confused with a mouthful of worms, and then offers one to them

babies

• they’re in eggs but it’s a live birth. egg is incubated & hatches in the mother’s womb

• babies can regenerate limbs like axolotls

• have gills that fall off during adolescence

anatomy

• biofluorescent. their markings glow under blue & ultraviolet light

• blue tongues!!! (this is very important to me)

• their fingers are very slightly webbed (like a tiny bit toward the base)

lmk if u want more bc this headcanon is constantly expanding

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