Hisuian Zorua!! Hisuian Zoroark Is Great Too

this is sick af actually

blight on this earth

Oshawott got isekai’d, Tepig became French, therefore Snivy is joining the time travelling mafia in legends: celebi

No one in coroika is cis. Absolutely no one.

Goggles, Aloha, and Avi are transmasc. Rider is also transmasc and presents more fem because he can. Army is non binary with he/it pronouns. Skull is transmasc and uses feminine terms like daughter and girlfriend. Gloves is non binary. Prince is agender. Mask and Metry are transfem (AND IN LOVE)

the only cis people are emperor and vintage (but vin is on thin fucking ice)

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

to be honest i am a homosexual.

“Twilight is so good with kids” well uh, to be honest he actually just spends his entire game getting hilariously bullied by a merciless gang of small children who have no right to be that savage

There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.

guess who found the gays

The chocolate splatfest of love

headphones is THE number one vocaloid fan within the coroika universe. why do you think she has her namesake on all the time? to listen to hatsune miku (obviously)

that being said, i think the rest of team blue would like vocaloid too (due to headphones influencing everyone's music tastes) but NOBODY can match her love for vocaloid songs

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