The Lincoln Assassination Is Really Just Wild If You Think About It For A Moment. The Younger Brother

That’s lovely.

Think about what these kids learned about appreciating the “invisible” helpers!

Mexico legalized same sex marriage too! #LoveWins

fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry

If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

reasons why I connect with Jason Todd

family disappointment

cries a lot

has like 2 friends

lives for other people’s drama

covers sadness with sass

wears the same sweater 3 days in a row

just wants a hug

thinks books are better than people

reblog if the vice-president elect of the united states of america fucking wants you dead

Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever