TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Costume. Chitons.

reblog if the vice-president elect of the united states of america fucking wants you dead

Quick! Youre on chopped, the basket ingredients are

Proscuitto, pirate berry cereal, smoked white cheddar, and nyquil. What do you make?

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

Travel friends

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

My favorite aesthetic. I hope it never ends. 

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

these are some old glassdoor reviews about tumblr from a long while ago. these problems were lonnnnnnnnnng coming.

tag yourself im macerate