My Answer Is Running A Cult, Ritual Sacrifices, And Lots Of Violent Crimes.

World heritage post.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Yes. Make it so

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

Excuse Me, What The Fuck?

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

Lamb

lamb

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62246865/chapters/159408754

Chapter two posted- The update here was late, so here ya go.

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

This is all accurate so I'm going to reblog

Coming into a fandom late

TIL an identity thief stole the identity of a surgeon and while aboard a Navy destroyer was tasked with performing several life saving surgeries. He proceeded to memorize a medical textbook just before hand and all the patients survived.

via reddit.com

Another classic I found screenshotted everywhere else running across my Tumblr.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes