As An Overweight Anarchist, I Refuse To Elaborate The Reblog.

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Something I Never Understood

A thought I had that I recently got reminded of was of those mid 2010's emo/scene kids. You know the ones, who'd wear black shirts with "obscure" bands, black or blue lipstick, black hair with colored streaks, ripped pants, and spiked collars.

I'm not sure if anyone else had this experience, but most of the time, those kids were purely vanilla, despite being decked out in bondage gear. It's almost funny in how consistent the stereotype was, most of them were just wearing to complete the look, but had no idea of the origin of those collars and cuffs they were wearing, or what those little D-rings were for.

If anyone could please explain, this has always confused my kink-focused brain!

Funny Little Thought

First date idea at a restaurant, sitting alone at a table, waiter comes up.

"Sir, are you ready to order, or are you still waiting for your date?"

"Oh, no, I can order."

"What would you like to drink, sir?"

Lifting the tablecloth slightly: "What flavor would you like, dear?"

Muffled under the table: "'ed 'ine!"

Lowers tablecloth again: "I think red wine will be fine."

Thank goodness I'm not the only one! They even spam accounts like mine, who are purely dominant, and even if they were real, wouldn't submit. Wish there was a way to mass block/report those accounts.

Tired of getting messages from so called “Mistresses”. I can’t mark them as SPAM and BLOCK them quick enough.

GIVE THIS A REBLOG and AMEN if you AGREE!!!

@mila-ferrari

I have the supplies, now I need to find someone to wear them... Any takers?

Thank You!

I'm not sure if this fully counts as kink related or other, but thank you Tumblr for letting me be honest with my kinks, and getting embraced by the community on here! May everyone get all your fetishes and desires fulfilled!

can you please be my father figure? i found you in a comment section ^^ pretty please?

I gotta be honest, I'm a really bad father figure. Never got too much into the whole "daddy" thing, so not sure how much I can really help there.

My idea of a perfect date night...

Is one that starts the afternoon off with some nice, tight bondage. Tools, ropes, it doesn't really matter, as long as you end up tied tight. We end up at my place, where a pizza is ordered. While we wait, we put on some bad movie or another, one we can laugh at while my cock remains in your mouth.

Once the pizza arrives, I hand-feed you yours while we continue the movie, no need to untie you. Once we're done with pizza and you've gotten some drink, your mouth goes back around my cock, it doesn't matter if it's limp and I've already cum, you're going to do your part. All the while, nice, casual fondling is going on.

Once the movie is done, it's probably evening, too late for you to go back, so I guess you're spending the night over... still in the same bonds. Morning comes, you're untied enough to get partially ready, having to rely on me for the rest before you're finally untied fully to go about your normal day. Hope you can explain those lovely rope marks!

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

A big man with a humiliation kink😍😍 please let me ride you on a picnic date or finger me and force me to be quiet at the movies

Everyone knows the best way to keep someone quiet at the theater is to either bring them wearing a lovely gag, or to make you into said gag! A nice, showy outfit for the date itself (as in, barely legal), or perhaps some nice rope lingerie under a coat, something to keep you teased and on edge? If you don't let her cum, she can start to get... desperate and needy. And goodness, the things that she'll say yes to at that point!