This Is Ten Times Funnier When You Found Out What His Task Was

This is ten times funnier when you found out what his task was

(spoiler)

It was to dig a hole

His task was only to dig the hole

He didn't need to get all suspicious about it!

BigB causing server wide brain damage

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2 years ago
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2 years ago

This says a lot that cleo is the sane one, considering she is burning buildings and shit since day 1

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2 years ago

so is no one else thinking about how Tango hesitated at the chance to attack Jimmy (even though it meant saving Etho), couldn't do it, and then talked to impulse after about how he knew he should've but he hesitated and it was weird.

9 months ago

I feel like we as a society don't acknowledge often enough that Neil was convinced and waiting on his death for months and no one around him knew until he told Kevin

Neil was 18 at the time

When he ended his protection pact with Andrew so Andrew wouldn't get caught in the crossfire iirc he was freshly 19

We joke about him ignoring the countdown texts but he knew exactly what they meant and he was so tired of running fighting and collateral he saw no other options

I Feel Like We As A Society Don't Acknowledge Often Enough That Neil Was Convinced And Waiting On His

Like do you realize how horrifc that is

1 year ago

Listen, you know why Andrew loves Neil? Why Neil Abram Josten was the one Andrew would allow into his inner space, to allow growing roots where Andrew keeps the remaining fragments of his heart?

Because hardly anyone respects Andrew's boundaries. Renee does. Bee does. Wymack does. Andrew respects his own boundaries to the point of enforcing them at knife point.

But Neil? Neil Abram Josten?

He views Andrew's boundaries as sacred.

Renee, Bee, and Wymack would view crossing Andrew's boundaries as disrespectful at best and a violation at worst. They earned his trust that way.

But NEIL???

Neil views crossing Andrew's boundaries as a fucking sin. As blasphemous. A devoted disciple would sooner spit in their God's face than Neil ever conceiving of crossing Andrew's boundaries.

Some people would look at you erecting brick walls covered in barbed wire and would start looking for a good crack to aim a sledgehammer. Some people would watch you lock a door and try knocking, just once, to see if you'll open it for them. And some people would watch you draw a line in the sand and never dream of stepping over it.

Neil parked his ass on the other side of Andrew's barbed wired multi-layered brick wall surrounding his concrete bunker and stayed there, running his mouth. And when Andrew revealed the hidden door, Neil smiled, stayed put, and kept talking.

Andrew didn't fall for Neil because Neil wouldn't come in.

He fell because Neil waited for Andrew to come out, waited for Andrew to extend his hand, and waited for Andrew to lead him inside by his own volition.

And that's why Neil was the one who earned Andrew's "Stay".

1 year ago

Transmasc Jonathan Sims who stopped wearing dresses and skirts young so he would be taken seriously.

Transmasc Jonathan Sims who misses wearing femme clothes and accessories but refuses to admit it or do it because he doesn't want to be called a girl.

Transmasc Jonathan Sims who starts wearing more femme clothes again while he's living with Georgie in season three and realizing how much he still likes it.

Transmasc Jonathan Sims who starts wearing them regularly again but is worried about what Martin may think of him.

Transmasc Jonathan Sims who is accepted by his partner and encouraged to do what makes him happy because he deserves it.

Transmasc Jonathan Sims who becomes more secure in his body and identity when he arrives Somewhere Else and gets a new start with his partner.

Transmasc Jonathan Sims.

2 years ago

There are currently two wolves inside of you, One wants nothing more then for Jimmy to survive for once, to not be the first out. To let that sad wet sack of a man to actually have a win just once, however slight. The other knows just how absolutely funny it would be for him to go 4 for 4 on getting killed first.

1 year ago

Oh i didn't think of that

Holy shit

ALL HE WANTED WAS NOT TO BECOME ANOTHER MYSTERY

THEY DIDNT EVEN FIND HIS BODY

FUCK


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1 month ago

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