YESSSS YESSSS OMFG ME TOO✨😭

So I have never had a hard time that I was allergic, because it just was making my skin very itchy and stingy and painful, but GOD FORBID I actually know WHAT I'm allergic to 🙄

One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they've been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody's going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!

You can just happily much on a plant, thinking "ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp", and it wouldn't cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.

7+8 (8+8 is 16, so if 7 is one less than 8 that means 7+8 is 15)=15, 15+20=35, 30+40=(3+4)*10=7*10=70, 70+5=75

...I probably have ADHD or smth

what.

'omg he's hot'

~Ace

Inspos by @mrabubu (THIS POST!) and anixoltl (on Instagram!)

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The turtles you find on my site are all aged up, unless they are turtle tots (obviously)

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I have fallen deep into the rottmnt rabbithole and can feed your hungry soul with

fanfiction (@trufflemacandcheese )

comic au

nsfw content (patreon 18+)

I will upload all my stuff to patreon one by one (books and comic remain free!) to have it in one place and make it available to you as organized as possible. So it's worth a look :>

My Insta

ah~ Now I understand the thing called ✨sexuality crisis✨

Inspired by @khayalli and this song that makes my brain go brrr-

Its not even close to being finished but I don't even know if I will so ill just post it now 🤷‍♀️

OMG THANK YOU IM LITERALLY CRYING RN 😭😭😭✨✨✨❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🪶

Hey, do you still take commissions for moodboards? If you do, could you please do maned wolf and barn owl? 🥺

1) maned wolf alterhuman moodboard with themes of a marshland!

2) barn owl alterhuman moodboard with themes of fields!

The sixth image omg I absolutely LOVE THIS SHIP OMG DO MMOOOORRREEEEEEE PLSSSS I'M DYING TO MOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

I am a dragon similar to an owl, but bigger (owl wings, feathers, claws, additionally sharp teeth inside of my snout/beak, I have long tail tipped with feathers) I love rocks :3

shoutout to the less typical types of dragons. dragons with fur, dragons with feathers, dragons of the water, dragons of the earth, angelic dragons, dragons with or without fangs or claws, dragons big and small, we are all beautiful

ohmagawd YESSSS one time i just chill with my nuzzle on the pillow, I stand up, walk to the wardrobe in an uncomfortably straight position and then... The Mirror and my reflection, my nuzzle is gone, just some pair of fleshy, unnececerily feminine lips??? wtf???

Tw: depersonalization

Any other alterhumans or nonhumans feel like their face isn't actually theirs?

I don't know exactly what I look like, but it sure isn't what the mirror is telling me I am.

URANIUM FLAVOURED?!💚 WHERE CAN I GET THAT

I was late again to the magma session. I'm sorry @tapakah0