It's scientifically proven that bathing in the blood of virgins is great for the skin and detoxing from the sins of the day.
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
Unexpected journey.
i just. i really need to know right now. there’s so much hate in the world, i need to know who’s safe. also if you can’t reblog this feel free to block me <3 i hope i never interact with you ever in my life
Cowboy/Western Mage
An evil villain cobra! He’s dastardly, he’s dispicable, he’s deadly…. But he just wants to be hugged! 😭🐍❤️❤️❤️
hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?
you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?
and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community
this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment