Malachithefloof - Lil’ Evil Floof

Bart to the Future The Simpsons S11 E17 Air Date: March 19, 2000

So I’ve uhhhh been binging a ton of Total Drama and long story short I’m so sorry.

(But I’m also losing my shit at these)

Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.

Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.

Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.

That’s the art you mean, right?

Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.

First of all, I need @asktheheirofslytherin to see this cause I’m very annoyed with Jk’s lack of research! And second of all, you talkin bout me what you sayin??? 🤔😏💅🥺

Hi nagini. I am the evil floof. I found this thru voldie’s blog, and I love your blog. I’m a huge nerd when it comes to snake anatomy and snake biology! I want to know…

Why was everybody wrong about snakes in the movies and books 😭😭😭😭

Nagini isn’t venomous and snakes don’t have eyelids like idk if it’s magic or what 😭😭😖

Sincerely, a very evil floofy friend of voldy.

Hello dear, It's great to hear that there are people out there who care about us snakes. I think you'll find it tragically common that "creatures of the night" such as bats, black cats, spiders and the like, as well as I, are often cast as monstrously as possible to add to the "fear factor" of our existence. However I have to confess my species of snake my not be venomous I specifically am thanks to Voldemort's magic as he found that I would be able to defend myself better if I were able to poison someone and then just leave. I do not have eyelids however, although sometimes I wish I did. We, Voldemort and I that is, have talked about you a few times in passing recently. Welcome to the fold.

reblog to give your crush one giant size shit bitch bear

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It is a holiday for jesters and thespians. So blameth, I, for not having any such desire to partake in this... debauchery. ( UwU )

Happy April fools everyone.

Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

“I’m malfoy. Draco malfoy. No need to ask your name. Acute angles, at 76 degrees…. You must be an icsoles.