Ah Yes, That Famed American Holiday

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

( magnapinna squid )

i was trying very hard to think of what the overstreched scout png reminded me of and then i realized its literally a deep sea squid

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

horcrux family photo

Voldy: can I copy ur notes?

Sauron: sure just change it up alittle…

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bro i think you might be experiencing some sort of symptoms syndrome

(written by aidan @fuckaspunk)

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to