Bone Provider Is Close

All hail the bone provider for they provide us with all bone structures we need

And one day they shall reclaim them all

Show your mouth stones as frequently as you can

You know

To show dominance

Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away

We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs

Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now

This question is for anyone who had close encounters with their (or someone else's) bones

How exactly did they smell like?

I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences

Some of you have been hiding all excess bones from the bone provider and it shows

Shame on you

They'll find them eventually

I've seen a concerning amount of bone thefts taking place on this hellsite

Just so you all know: it should all be in good fun, the Bone Provider encourages occasional mischief, tomfoolery and treachery!!!

P.S. please don't take any necessary bones from your friends, I've seen it happen, it's not very nice (don't want them slithering around all mushy now do you?)

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?

Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me

Did you ever find teeth growing from plants out in the woods?

Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

They aren't approved by bone provider.

These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)

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