Because You, Like Me, Have Extraordinary Taste In Men.

I had a dream that there was Deltarune today and man I'm so disappointed.

Instead of the retro pixel 8bit style Toby does he opted ro animate it like Dragon's Lair, thay or it was just some really long cutscene like the intro to Link's Awakening IDK.

One of the chapters was gonna take place in some role reversed dystopian universe and for some reason Berdly and Susie ended up together (ew)

The New chapters could be played out of order, and they kept on having different names (idk either it was confusing for me)

And Mike was just a taller Spamton

Lancer was a human

And "Deltarune Today" kept on getting repeated

That's all I remember

I was so sad when I woke up despite the whole thing being so outlandish and the Berdly x Susie.

I'm gonna make a fan game now.....

I drew a pin up of him with the autopsy scars but without the crop top, anybody want to still see though?

Forget scout in a crop top. Need more sniper in a crop top.

Added a new chapter to the Sniper × reader fic I'm working on.

I love him

7 years later and you've got greying hair and a well loved hat that's seen better days

Me: Why am I struggling in Physics and calculus?

Also me when my proffesors yap:

Imagine

Deltarune prediction :P

My mom read the first 2 chapters of my sniper x reader fic.

You're probably thinking, did she stumble across the word document while you were away?

No, I gave it to her purposely.

I was talking about a friend's sudden interest in wanting to read romance. She knew him, so we were kinda laughing that how out of all people he'd want to read it.

I mentioned how I wrote this "story" abt the guy I drew the pin up of (she saw it in my room), and how it's written in a way that it's like ambiguous to who's reading it. How this friend knew about it and convinced me to send it to him and how he said he liked it.

Then I cant remember if she asked or if I offered but either way I said fuck it, she would probably do the same if she where my age rn, and I showed it to her.

She was giggling and smiling the entire time, and she said that she liked it but idk if she says that because she's my mom lmao. We where interrupted before reading the rest and she hasn't asked for it again so IDK.

IDK if I made a mistake LMAO.

At the end of the second chapter she was giving recommendations on how to continue it like, "oh don't keep them in bliss now, give them a struggle" and I was like "girl, I wrote 4 more chapters of pure struggle, and I'm not done"

"You wrote 6 chapters?"

"And I'm not finished"

Silence, and her looking at me like I'm crazy and where do I find the time LOL.

Sometimes I hate being from the US

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Something tells me God will give him another chance since he still hasn't slept with every woman + his gift to all women (he wishes he had a son like him) has kids to raise

So I think it’s pretty Interesting how, like, when “The Naked and the Dead” confirmed Scout’s death in 1987

I remember the Fandom’s reception to be… fairly accepting. Like, obviously none of us were happy Scout was gonna die young - but most of the reactions I saw (and I had) were trying to look at the positive side of, like ‘well, he lives a very dangerous life, making it to 1987 is an achievement….At least we know he’ll make it to a good place after the passes away…”

But now…

Now that we saw Scout grow up and become a father and find a better life than running around shooting people in the badlands 

I think that made the confirmation of his death a lot more retroactively heartbreaking…

I'm gonna change that, watch

This man thinks he’s hot shit and yet he still remains unmarried 💩