That Feeling When You Bring Eight Tragedies Along To A Family Friend's Destination Wedding Trip.

The reaction of the Danish after seeing milions of warriors, all wielding weapons made entirely out of garlic bread, & riding dragons, fly in & attack Copenhagen.

Imagine a fictional crossover where Bencutio and Wolfstar meet. It would be such a hilarious mess

im wondering if the masses would like my probably around 8 page essay about how mercutio is aromantic

this is a certified “in this essay i shall” moment

Romeo es julia as tiktoks

“brave mercutio” this “gentle mercutio” that like come on benny grow some balls and say the words “sweet mercutio” already we’re all waiting

cooked this up in under an hour i love this audio

for some reason like all my favorite long fanfics end in the two main lovers holding hands. i don't know why. i don't know how. but it's a really cute coincidence and i love it.

finally dropping my modern au headcanons, sorry these might be ooc

PART ONE: The Montacrew!!

Romeo Montague

-extremely oblivious. dear god this man does Not get social cues

- massive animal crossing fan. He wil spend hours trying to get one Specific villager

-wanted to get his ears pierced w/ Mercutio and Benvolio but cried when he saw the needle

-big fear of needles

-actually really likes bugs and knows a lot about them

-straight + cis

Benvolio Montague

-the sane cousin

-fed up with romeo + mercutio's shit

-really likes fantasy novels

-works out pretty regularly, likely the strongest of the 3(uses his strength to pick Mercutio up like a cat and drag him away from fights)

-LOVES red dead redemption. The first time mercutio and romeo saw him cuss was at micah bell

-biromantic + agender(hasn't looked at pronouns yet so remains he/him)

-not much of an artist, but a BIG writer

-lwk unhinged but quiet about it

-touch adverse to everyone except mercutio

Mercutio Escalus

-VERY physically affectionate(especially with benvolio)

-used to date Tybalt(jokes about it sometimes)

-does work out, but can't gain muscle for the life of him(he's doing it wrong and refuses to change)

-doodles a lot, actually really good at art(cartoony artstyle)

-plays a litte bit of everything(her fav game is dress to impress and they WILL bully kids on it)

-genderfluid + panromantic(he/she/they!!)

okay yeah just uploading this one because milan van waardenburg slayed this so hard my jaw was on the damn floor. I thought his range was already impressive enough when I saw him as valjean in london but man oNE UPPED HIMSELF FIFTY TIMES.

[I have my full audio but I'm not trading it currently! Please do not share outside of tumblr!]