"you want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE" was actually insane and i think we moved on too fast from that.
IM GOING INSANE OVER THIS SAGA H O L Y S H I T
Probably the single most terrifying moment in Epic so far is:
Poseidon: You can’t kill me
Odysseus: Exactly.
So vengeance saga
so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?
Poseidon: after everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?
Odysseus:
based on this incredible tweet below i only drew over it HAHA
technoblade is a god.
a god of the water, the youngest one out of all his brothers and sisters. he’s important, life cannot exist with out the water. he’s important, water can beckon those unfortunate enough into deaths grasp.
technoblade was tired of simply being an asset, he wanted to *create*, he wanted to do what life did, because the oceans were so barren.
and he did, he created Life. the merfolk.
life was angry, he was furious actually. how dare technoblade create life? he’s a god of the water, the oceans. he has *no right.*
technoblade is cast out, doomed to be chained to the bottom of his ocean for all eternity for going against the sacred laws and rules of the gods.
phil is a wandering merfolk, he does not belong to a pod. he finds oddities in the deep parts of the oceans, trades them for coin and lives a quiet, albeit lonely life.
he makes a friend, a lady with a sleek black tail and purple eyes that shimmer with something otherworldly. she joins him, claiming she’s looking for her brother. phil helps, and she promises him great coin for the venture. she says her name is kristin.
he goes into a trench, like normal. except this one reaches deeper then he’s ever seen one go, and he follows it down. down, down, down.
he sees a statue, chained wrapping around its entire body and cementing it to the ocean floor. it’s huge, easily three times phil’s size.
hes studying the statue, and it looked tired. he thinks it’s weird, but..
the statue blinks at him.
tortoise shells tear away from their spines / it happens all the time
eggpire!technoblade dtiys for @/pine_gren on twitter !!
Make the God Bleed
ctechnos limbo being a constant battle, a constant war. he’s always so, so tired. but there’s always one more enemy, one more arrow to deflect. one more potion to suffer the effects of.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
technoblade cosplay @ dragoncon '24
anyone remember when he stole all of those bookshelves
it's still nov 3 somewhere...
yeehan week day 7! happy bday hanzo!
human!Techno on OSMP and give him (platonic) hanahaki disease except it's not aimed at one specific person but at the commune as a whole and the general feeling of belonging, because he thinks the others mustn't love him the way he loves them and he thinks they will always consider him the odd one out and he doesn't think he deserves to be there because he's not like them
Well this is where doodling got me. A short comic of my favorite scene from the Dream SMP. I loved this scene and imagining what the characters expressions were. Probably gonna a part 2 for this later.
"Chayanne, dont you dare, DONT YOU FUCKING DARE-"
thinking about it c!techno, but when he was a little lad. a piglin born in the nether, obviously. But sometimes? Sometimes he turns into a weird cresture he sees when they come to trade gold with the older piglins in his sounder. He looks like them, not all the way though. He has his ears and his hooves.
He wanders a little ways away from the bastion, transformed into the weird furless creature he sometimes is. But this time he hears a really loud gasp and suddenly he’s being fawned over by a weird guy with what looks like feathery appendages on his back, which kinda freaks techno out.
He can’t understand him, can’t speak what he hears the older piglins call “common” and so he’s at an impasse with this strange guy.
Said strange guy proceeded to pull him through an even stranger portal, and suddenly everything is *very* bright.
Hes confused but the weird guy is kinda nice and feeds him, so he stays.
some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies
tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper
completely unrelated to football but lady liberty made me do it
GIVE US 𝗢𝗨𝗥 DAD B̵̨̗̟̯̻̦͚̉͋̈́́̿AC̸̱̠̣͇͕̏𝙺
//cw:blood
I was gonna save this for Halloween but ehhhhhh
c!tommy dying the white streak in his hair pink, he’d much rather share that resemblance with somebody worthy of it. he looks in the mirror and sees technoblade in the delicately dyed lock, thinks of him as he sits cross legged in the bathroom floor dying the strand when it grows pale
Yet now, I find I've grown into a tall child 🌼
Hanzo shimada this time :D
jack and tommy's big conversation :''''(