Latest Posts by m0th-pit - Page 2

Nyuuuuu th kitteh qwq

(Cat comes and sits on my lap)

+1 Cat

(I move the smallest amount imaginable)

-1 Cat

I just found out ants are transparent and how high was god when they thought that was a good idea

Not to put OP down but….

Ah yes. Early 2000s. 2011.

(Cute kitty tho)

Nyan Kitty!

(I don't think I ever posted this vertical version)

Th sprg….

Tthe srpigato…

you are doing great 🌷

You met them…the spider in tub…

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

bmuuy:3

Bunbushka

Webwog if u gleep glorp :3

gleep glorp

No ;w;

are u smarter? than a deers👉🦌

Some funny little quotes from my friends today:

“I can’t wait to learn what Fidel Castro tastes like!”

“(friend’s name), you can’t bring a live hand grenade into a school building!”

“What, you mean you don’t want some flaming anus?”

Yall ever just

*Frutiger aero noises*

*meme soundbyte*

*sounds of microwave having seizure*

*picks song*

*5 songs play before the one I picked*

*song I picked finally comes on*

*accidentally skips it*

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.wav*

I just read the word fentanyl on something and immediately started humming murder every 1 u know im so done

I saw somebody had drawn a swastika by my desk so…