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OK LIKE as much as i love and adore albedo, Scaramouche takes the cake!

OK OK but like what about my favs albedo or scaramouche?

(there is a wrong answer🤭/j)

PLS omg this one is definitely a scaramouche!! fun fact i used to actually like albedo A LOT but somehow i lost a bit of interest 😔 how about you??

ask game!

"Say (name) would you like some treats well they were originally for Bennett but you can have a few I'm sure he won't mind!"

⊳oh sure those look tasty! ⊳no thank you stari,I'm alright!

Yes, please!➜

"Thank you dearest! It's a new recipe I've been working on,now open up!"

No thank you!➜

"Ah that's all good, by the way have you seen Bennett he said he'd be back by 3 pm?"

sleepy bear pastries

Grocery shopping with albedo

pairing — albedo x Gn!reader

Word count — 1.1k

Summary — in the caption + modern AU + gn!reader with bad memory + established realtionship

Cw — none :))

Genre — fluff

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Now playing — my kind of woman - mac demarco

“I’m outside do you have everything?”

a soft notification came from your phone as you saw the text from albedo, he’s stated that he was outside your residence, better get a move on!

While you stroll down your stairs checking over if you're missing anything due to your forgetful memory, it really was a pain in the ass sometimes do you know how many trips back you had to take because you forgot something, because of that albedo developed a habit of coming with you on certain trips. well, no time to waste, sliding open the car door and taking a seat.

“Do you have everything?”

“Yes I made sure!”

“Even your credit card?”

“Shit. lemme get i-”

“No need, I was planning on paying anyway.”

“No wait, don’t tell me I forgot something important again, is it my birthday?’”

“Ahah, no it’s not your birthday, I simply just want to pay. There’s no problem is there?”

“No, not at all.”

“Great.”

The slightest smile appeared on his face, he’s the sweetest thing ever. You swear this man has no idea how much you adore him not to mention how happy he made you. His smile, his eyes down to his everything there wasn’t a thing about this man that wasn’t absolutely breathtaking. You dared to say it even the way this man looks at you was utter perfection. How he made you feel like or why you even feel like this is all a blur but you assume it to be this thing called love. Your in love, you’re in love with him.

“[name] are you ok? You’ve been staring for quite a while.”

“Nothing, it’s just you.”

“Me?”

“Yes you! Your face, your eyes everything it’s nice to just look at you.”

“I’m unaware of where that came from but thank you, I take your compliments quite dearly.”

A nice moment between both of you, you wish things could stay like this forever. It’s peaceful you like it. Not to fear though you knew somehow this wouldn’t be the end of these comforting domestic moments but it would be the end of this one seeing as you were at your destination.

“Were here.”

“I can see that I have a bad memory, not eyesight.”

“I was just checking. You never know, one day I might have to drag you to the ophthalmologist.”

“ oh please if anyone here needs glasses it’s you!”

“I’ve checked multiple times before and my vision is at an optimal standard.”

“Whatever makes you sleep at night!”

Asideing the married couple bickering you two had just gone through, you stepped out of the car looking over the list but you feel something dripping on your head a liquid like substance falling on your head.

“bedo it’s raining!”

“I’m well aware, do you believe me when I say you need glasses now?”

“Nope, not at all!”

“What is my explanation not good enough for you?”

“I just don’t need glasses, we should go inside instead of standing here like weirdos”

“As you say”

Walsting over to the grocery store albedo hands you his umbrella, you didn’t say anything just giving him a soft smile in appreciation, times like this were wonderful love without interruption is such a blissful feeling and you were even more ecstatic about the fact that you were doing this with him. The clashing and rolling of the carts didn’t bother you at all it was a familiar sound Mabey even a comforting one, was it, or maybe everything like a daydream, when bedo, ’s around.

“Now that we’re here do you have the list?”

“Mhm just like you said!”

“Lovely.”

A long 34 minutes of asking albedo if you could get stuff but who was he to deny you and honestly he doesn’t mind doing this with you, maybe he even likes doing arbitrary things with you, albedo loving something other than Klee and science now that was unheard of! I mean until he met you, who knew the scientist would be in love with such random domestic activity certainly not him, but yet still these small moments with you meant everything to him.

“Albedo what do you think of eggos waffles?”

“Eggo what?”

“Eggo waffles! They’re basically just waffles.”

“If you like them we can get them.”

Walking back over to the self-serve cashier machine laying out all the stuff you bought which to a while since you had quite a bit of stuff in your cart.

“That will be $462.54!~”

Looking at the alarmingly large number on the screen you lifted your hand to grab some stuff from the shopping cart.

“Sorry bedo ill put this ba-”

A fell a sudden pressure on your wrist stops you from picking up any more items.

“What are you doing I said id pay remember?”

“Well yes I remember that’s quite a lot of money especially since non of this stuff is specifically for you”

‘Yes, it’s not for me because this is your shopping trip.”

“Will you let me pay you back after?”

“No.”

After those words, you heard a beep and a robotic voice.

“Your purchase is completed thank you for shopping!~”

“Albedo!”

“But you said you’d let me pay?”

“Yeah, not 400 usd!”

“Well, it’s not like we can reverse it now how about I drive you back now.”

‘We’re leaving already? But the air feels so cool!”

“If you want an air conditioner I can bu-”

“Nope! No more spending lets go”

Walking back over into the rain with bags and finally settling into the car. a peaceful drive home even though you and albedo go back and forth it was never serious, just another thing to love about him. The street light flashing buy as you pace by the night sky has never looked better you see things start to slow down as the street become more familiar oh you were home!

Both stepping out of the car albedo offered to help you with packing out the stuff seeing as to the sheer amount of them. carrying on with some nice meaningless conversations that you still valued all because they were with him, and he thought the same about albedo was not the talkative time talking with you was something he quite enjoyed.

“Ok that's about it, I hope you got everything you wanted”

“I did, thank you bedo I couldn’t express it enough.”

“A thank will be fine, ill be on my way now get some sleep ok [name].”

“You to albedo! By the way.”

He stopped in his tracks herring your words, a bit brought back by you holding his face so dearly and closely bringing him in for a kiss

“I love you!”

“I love you too [name].”

He cant wait for more moments with you especially ones like these.

A.n — just some bedo fluff for yall since I have a lot of angst plans>:)

Disgusting.

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˗ˋ ୨ nutritional facts ୧ ˊ˗ afab!reader… gn!reader … mean!albedo

˗ˋ ୨ allergy warning ୧ ˊ- Nicknames ʚbitch in heat,pain slut, lovelyɞ, slight breeding kink, fingering,degradation, gaslighting, object insertion,self-degradation, pwp,pure smut, lots of use of the word disgusting

˗ˋ ୨ Content ୧ ˊ˗ albedo ❝kreideprinz❞

˗ˋ ୨ formula ୧ ˊ˗ one-shot

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   ʚAlbedo, he was the only thing you could think of right now, the urge to let him fuck you stupid was unbearable. You looked so pathetic, you knew it, he knew it, and god did you get off to it so fucking much. I mean really you’re getting off to being fucked by his paintbrush, your getting off to defiling his belongings with your fluids,stuffed and fucked with hand crafted wood, but the feeling of having your hole stuffed was so amazing. Having your vision blurred with not a thought in that pathetic little head of yours was everything that you ever wanted.

“messing up all my hard work huh? You just had to be bred right at this moment while I was painting such a lovely portrait of you, now you're here bent over my working space showing how much of a bitch in heat you really are.”

   Any answer would lead to the same outcome, and even if you answered every word would just come out in a jumble that could be considered a sentence. You had tears streaming down your face,streaming down your cheeks such a pathetic look on your face.The feeling of his paintbrush fucking you made your cunt clench even more only causing more friction any more and you spit right in half, it was too much,all too much but it felt amazing to have your body be used as nothing but a fuck toy for him,to have your holes stretched and defiled by him, it felt so fucking good. 

   Maybe because of the rough wood pounding your walls or maybe bedo’s assertive tone,everything was a blur, not a single thought could form in your head.

“You know, you really are a little pain slut aren’t you?”

  No answer, that’s all you could give right now maybe he would show a little mercy to you since he’s stuffing your hole so nice and good but no the throbbing feeling of pleasure would stop as the palm of his went around your neck, the more you should no signs of answering the tighter his grip got.

“ Look I know you're too busy whoring yourself out over my paintbrush, but i'm waiting on an answer.”

“A- ah yes albe- bedo, I’m your fu- fucking painslut! Ple- please use my filthy hole!”

“There we go, finally fucked some sense back into you lovely.”

Albedo's position of toppling over your body swiftly changes to being under you still violently thrusting the paintbrush in and out of your cunt.

"Spread yourself."

" i- h.. huh?"

"You heard me,spread yourself."

You heard him for sure but the sharp tone mixed with his shameless face distracted you a bit. How were you supposed to function when this man was pounding you? 

"God, I have to do everything my fucking self."

Quickly putting his ice cold fingers on your cunt and spreading them apart, seeing slimy strings of your lust drip from your cunt to his finger as if it were to drip right off the desk.

"You have no shame, honestly it's actually disgusting. You really get off to being treated like a fuckdoll huh?"

"A- aH fuck.. n- no!"

"No? Then what's this." 

Gliding his index finger threw your abused cunt having a slick glob of glistening liquid on his fingers now pulling them apart, demonstrating your string of fluids now running down his hands.

"No answer? That's fine I know something that would make a slut like yourself start speaking." 

Giving you near to no time to adjust and gripping your thighs pulling you closer to him, throwing the paint brush aside and inserting his ice cold fingers into your cunt. Albedo was right, you were a pain slut,you loved the feeling of having your cunt split in half, you loved the way he gave you zero time to adjust to the length of his fingers as if you were nothing but a plaything to him just to be discarded after he's had his way with you. The tightening feeling in your cunt wouldn't stop any time soon in fact it only got tighter.

"Bedo.. m' g- gonna cum A..Ah'!"

"On my desk really?Disgusting."

You can't take it anymore. His words said with such a soft voice but with such sharp meanings, his notes were on the floor and all because you couldn't control yourself over a little fingering? Disgusting.

THIS IS SUCH A COOL CONCEPT

Hey

I’m sorry for not explaining better about that it was an request and what I meant

But my request was about haw would the acolytes react to us not really caring about our lives because we have the regeneration factor and for example our whole family has it to so in our home world we just kill each other in the family because we can’t die permanently and when we come back to live we don’t understand why the are apologizing because for us it’s just a game

Really sorry

💧 anon

NO WORRIES ANON <333 THE FAULT IS MINE ! HERE IS YOUR REQUEST :D ( also found out how to turn the line colors different so now it matches with the purple! :D)

what.?

CW: yandere themes, obsessive worshiping, unhealthy relationships, cult au, religious themes, sagau

characters included: tartaglia, kaeya, xiao

type of reader: gn!reader, darling!reader, god!reader

xiao

would this make xiao feel better? yes! but will he let his guard down? abso-fucking not. he basically stabbed you like 74 times. any normal person would be like "get the hell away from me." but your just like... nahh it's fine it's normal here. i mean, don't get me wrong, he is ecstatic that your safe and his apology was accepted. (although he still thinks that he shouldn't be accepted). it's just kinda weird that your family back there just kills each other. but you're a god! so it probably is normal. but now thinking back what about the archons? noo their just not as high as you are. sure they are immortal but you're immortal forever! for some reason i feel like this will make him even more clingy!

tartaglia

it probably makes him feel even more guilty honestly. like what if he didn't know you were a god? would he just kill you over and over again? in a non-stop loop of pain? he should've known. this was the god who lead him through the pains of the abyss, and here he was holding them at knife-point. i think after a bit (a lot) of reassurance he will understand that it is completely alright. (no he won't he just says that). but honestly after like maybeeee.. a year and a half. i think you guys would like fight together and spar (with you always winning of course!) you'll have a better relationship in all. childe will value your happiness over safety now so go anywhere you want!

kaeya

kaeya was always with you when you first came to teyvat and was with you throughout everything. since he is a spy for the abyss. so if he didn't know then that would just be absolute stupidity. it makes it easier on him and the burden would be less. he won't have to worry on you dying, so he will just worry on your comfort and happiness. he thinks everyone is stupid for not knowing who you are and should pay with their life. since they took one of yours. the thing that cuts it for him is that you don't really care about your life. throwing it around like it's some toy. so he probably would put some rules in to protect you! other then that, it's all sun for kaeya!

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Tranquil Place. . .

Xiao x implied fem!reader

[Hu tao mentioned]

Word count - 514

Cw - jealousy if you squint, cursing

Genre - fluff with the tiniest bit of angst and slightly suggestive

Summary - reader & Xiao go out to a lake hu tao mentioned!

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Deciding to go to a nearby lake at the last minute was not your best idea, but you weren't one to go back on your word, now were you? heading up the stairs to your bedroom, rushing to get dressed

"mascara, check; bath suit, check. God, I know I'm fucking missing something, but what? Oh shit... My hair, well, I don't have time to straighten it, and nor do I have any skills to do anything fancy... or at all, so I guess I'll just make do with this.

You grabbed your brush (or whatever you use, I know some of you use different stuff) and put it in a [insert hairstyle], walking down the stairs as you did before.

"YOU KNOW YOU CAN TURN DOWN YOUR HEADLIGHTS RIGHT XIAO?" a sudden light flashed out of you, almost blinding. The car's lights dimmed.

"Sorry about that," mumbles a soft voice from the car you're about to enter.the door slams as you enter the car, you notice the lights are turned off.

"Where is this spoused lake?" "Hutao told me it's not too far from her, just 3 lefts, 1 right, and you're there! You said, looking at the directions that Hutao had given you."

"You know, I don't like you hanging out with that girl," Xiao said with genuine concern, but there was a hint of jealousy in his words,

"You know, she gives me like a 50% discount, right?"

"Yes, but being reminded that your death is inevitable isn't the best thing to hear."

"Xiao, you do understand sarcasm, right?"

"sarc-what?" You let out a muffled chuckle, not wanting to perplex the man anymore,

"never mind,"

"oh, ok, well good timing because we're actually here." Wandering out of the car, you don't know what happens, but as you step closer and closer to the glistening water, your soul feels at peace, almost like this seemingly divine place was meant for tranquility. Xiao's voice suddenly floods your sense of hearing

"hey y/n, are you ok? We can go to the clinic if y-" "Oh, I'm fine, it's just that this place is wonderful."

"I think so too. This seems to be one of Hu Tao's rare but good pieces of advice."

"Heyy, don't be like that. Hu Tao has loads of great advice"

"to you y/n, but aside from that, we came here to see this lake, right?"

"Oh yea, the lake!"

You swiftly take off the articles of clothing, revealing your bathing suit.

"Wh-what are you doing...?"

"Going to swim, duh!" "What, it's at least 6 degrees out here?"

Remember what I said about you not breaking your word? This is one of those days. Ignoring Xiao's comment, you jump into the water. The look on his face is the funniest shit you've ever seen. A mix of concern and annoyance, you feel he needs a present. "Xiao," your tone of voice intrigues him, "yes? Is there something you need? " coddling his face, followed by a light kiss on his lips. "I think that's enough for today, right?"

A.N - hope you enjoyed this was quite short but still! I'm very open to criticism,not like I would get any🥱😒/sarc

Clean up your mess.

childe x princess!reader

Word count — 0.9 k

cw — non graphic depictions of death,blood,non sexual degration

genre — hurt no comfort.

summary — childe was sent out to kill your father, setting out to leave the palace they hear crying going back to the scene they see you crying over your fathers dead body.

background music —

“A king you say? , how interesting. Alright, I'll be on my way !”

Childe heads out of the door. You know most people wouldn't have that much glee on their face when they're told to kill someone but I guess childe isn't most people huh? Killing a king, now that was something childe hasn't done before. boots crushing on the snowy grounds of Snezhnaya he couldn't help but think about his “victim” does he have a family? If so, does he cherish them? Well, he better because these moments will be the last he’ll ever see them again.

Then he arrived, modest weather obviously warmer than Snezhnaya but not hot, it looked similar to monstad in a way but simultaneously different. could it be that he liked it here? hemp, not a chance. He stops with the chitter-chatter and heads on with his mission. Of course, there's no time to waste. Do you know how hard it is to infiltrate a palace? No, you don't.

“ according to the schedule of the king, he should be here soon.”

Childes' curious eyes glid across the king's tea area. scaling around every object in the room, the room just looked gloomy. He didn't know how to explain it; there was just no sense of happiness in there. Not too long after noticing a family photo.

“So he does have a family, what a shame.”

Most people knowing his personality would think this was satirical but no, every word that slipped out of his mouth at that moment was pure misery. tearing a family apart was not something childe particularly enjoyed doing but it was rather he had to. oh here comes the king.

“ Yes, I understand that I have a meeting to attend to but just give me some alone time, please? for once.”

As the door slammed behind him the king let out a sigh. childe wonders

“Is he too stressed to notice or something? Well, I'm not complaining, makes my job easier?”

Pulling the dagger from his left pocket, he glances at it for a moment but remembers the task at hand. steering towards the king he seems to be aware of remotely his now presence, not much of a difference to childe anyway since his going die to either route he takes, screaming, shouting, or even briber whatever he tried wouldn't phase him.

“Hey wh- who are you w- we can talk abo-”

The king's frantic words were sadly cut off by a blade that slashed his throat a sense of pride suddenly ran thru childe's veins still making quite the mess, blood on his papers all on his photos well at least the room had a little color tho whoever cleans this is gonna have a heck of a time, childe didn't care because he wasn't the one who had to clean up the mess, he never was.

“Okayy now that's done I can leave, wonder what his meeting was about. huh I guess we’ll never know”

Out the door he goes,trabling down he stairs wondering what his next task will be. the only problem is someone's crying, in the same exact room he just killed someone in. he knows going in will just make his task harder but he can't shake the off the "guilt", he's never felt like this before, was it because he had a family or was it that he guy didn't do much wrong. he doesn't know Tsaritsa just wanted the guy dead.he open the door he just went out of a few minutes ago he sees a girl not just any girl but a princess,body hanging over her fathers dead lifeless one she clung to it as if it was going to bring him back but nothing,no sing of life,no movement,nothing. she was just left sobbing there, assumably alone,he knew there was nothing that could fix this,back turned to the wall eyes on the floor. there was this disgusting feeling seeping all over his body he felt like he was catching a disease one not lethal but one that brought executing pain,slumping his body over to you

“Sorry.”

That's all any other words he wanted to say refused to come out of his mouth, you couldn't speak either the man that took your father, your guide, your helper, is now apologizing like it's some candy he stole? How dare he lay his disgusting, filthy, fleabag hands on you “how could he”

Is the words that repeated through your mind, how did he even muster up the courage- no pride to speak to you, to look at you, to touch you. you were revolted by his mere existence and childe could tell the guilt was eating him alive rightfully so,he knows he doesn't deserve to feel any type of guilt right now he knows full well what he did and he did it anyway. how could a person do something like this a still feels bad for themself,simply nauseating. You saw his lips separate like he was going to say something, you stopped him.

“Hands off, Mutt.”

There was a shock going through his body and you could see it, his dignity shattered at that point if, he had any left. Removing his left arm off your back as he didn't deserve to speak to you not even to think about touching you. there was nothing he could do to make it better. helpless ,that's how he was supposed to make his victims feel, for once he's cleaning up the mess.

A.N — this was really fun to like hope you like it i tried to make it a lil longer but it still didnt reach 1.0 k i might make a scara ver idk