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I really admire the people that know how to pronounce the words in english, you have to do so so many strange things with your mouth and tongue just to day a single line

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NOW IS TOMORROW.

I'm talking about og!cale

ok, jour is from the cat tribe, but cale just doesn't know that, so he doesn't have the growth of a cat property, so he can't turn into a cat or enter in beast mode, he even had any growth phase.

And he just doesn't know that because jour somehow sealed his cat side and he discovers by on and hong, who he met before going to get drunk.

Then he sees the cats who they started meowing at him and because he has a weakness for cats he is like: "hey just little meowmeow" and cats are like "hey" and was like "wtf you guys talk?"

And then he and the cats go to the mansion and the cats say to him that he is a half cat and the plot does like the original but with og!cale, a little bit of angst and maybe alcale plus a little bit of comfort (alberu comforting Cale who was afraid that his family discovers that he is a half cat and hates him and cale cobforting alberu because he is 1/4 dark elf

OH IMAGINE JOUR BEING FROM THE CAT TRIBE SECRETLY AND SO CALE IS A HALF CAT

I will elaborate more tomorrow

This makes so much sense but it's impossible for me to elaborate

Tall Jour

Short Deruth

Tall Violan

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Imagine you are in your house (train) and a random guy invades this and starts to talk about beauty and fight WILE talking about beauty like a crazy guy

That's argentini.

OMFG SHE'S SO FUCKIN PRETTY

I want her playable now

Did I already say she's beautiful, pretty, hot, woof woof, mommy etc?

I'll literally kms if she won't become playable

Cjs and lsh make krs talk about his feelings

Krs: Sometimes I wonder if you really like me, or if you're just pretending

Cjs: we're married

Lsh: for 3 fuckin years

Krs: Is that a yes or is it a no?

I DIDN'T HAD NOTICE THAT, THAT'S SO CUTE

I just realized that when cale is not saving the word or coughing up blood he stays in bed all the time. And it's a sign of depression

I just noticed the difference between hsr events and genshin events

WHY THERE'S NO MANY PRIMOS IN GENSHIN AND SO MUCH IN STAR RAIL???

(Not that I'm complaining about the amount of HSR gems

Imagine an AU were cale and Penelope are twins, they are both depressive and help each other

But krs and (I don't remember Penelope's name) enter the novel/game, but they remember their life like Penelope and cale

(that's a huge mess and makes no sense, sorry)

Is it normal to think about the 3 Soos (chs, krs, lsh) every day every time (24/7 but literally)? I think about them at least 20 times in a day

I just realized that when cale is not saving the word or coughing up blood he stays in bed all the time. And it's a sign of depression

I know that it will never happen, but CALE FIGHTING. IMAGINE. mainly with daggers or bows (daggers are cooler and Ron also teaches him) and I see how hot it's, AND IT'S VERY HOT

Every time that cale coughs up blood I imagine him with your arms and legs on the floor, you know? I don't know the exact word for this position, but it's how babies walk

LIKE THIS BUT WORSE + death + blood + hot cale fainting

I saw this alcale interaction and I couldn't not comment, it was like this:

*cale do a huuuge big shit*

Cale: hey, hyung, I-

Alberu: hyung? I'm the crown prince bich, shut up, call me your highness

Cale: ok your magesty🤗

*alver discovers that cale do a good shit*

Cale: hey you magesty, I-

Alberu: why aren't you calling me hyung?☹️call me hyung

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And that's my interpretation

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Cale must have been like: wasn't I the son of a bitch?

I just read cale just thinking about a man's body like this?!?? He basically called lee Soo hyuk hot???

The ONLY thing that I need to make my life is see THIS MAN in THIS FUCKIN POSE

Just imagine this (and say that I'm not the only weird person here)

Wait, if choi han can have an extremely long life because of this transgression, why cale don't have his life also extend?

Just tcf fandom

The difference between choicale and alcale:

*came steals someone, destroys his life, torture him*

Choi han: cale-nim is so kind🥰

Alberu: ??What are you talking about? That's definitely a crazy bitch

Cale with his traumas

I thought of the most fucked up fanfic

Imagine krs!cale (or krs) being one of these person who work on these numbers you disk when you want kys idk the name, and he is more fucked up thank every person who call him, but he continues "don't kys, everything will be fine🥰" and he is "I want kms" BUT. he has a colleague, who work in the same place. ABERU CROSSMAN. And before he try suicide, HE DISKS THE SUICIDE NUMBER. AND WHO DO YOU RECEIVE THE CALL? ALBERU. AND HE CALM KRS AND MAKE HIM NOT KYS. AND GO TO HIS HOUSE TO CONSOLATE HIM

And then they became lovers

Hey guys, I need your help, where do you read tcf? The website I was reading crashed

Cale is short

Cale

(Some of them with alberu)

More pictures because I can

Oh so this is a top?

have you drank water today?

Almost 500 ml

Oh so this is a top?

This looks like a polyamorous relationship for me

IMAGINE AN AU WHERE ALBERU'S MOM ARE ALIVE AND SHE HE HID AND FORGED HIS DEATH, SO SHE DOESN'T END UP DEAD, THEN SHE REAPEARS AND SAYS "I'm not dead, I faked my death ☺️" AND ALVER CRIES AND HE KNOW ABOUT CALE AND ALBERU'S LOVE AND SHE "OMG MY (idk the word to use here, sorry) NICE TO MEET YOU"

That would be the cute bro

It's crazy how the film of unicorn wars is literally blood, war, death, a pretty accurate angel (??), and the fandom is "furry sex😍😍😍"

Btw gordi is cute