What A Fucking Savage Dumbledore Is Like I’m Rereading Poa And It’s Christmas Lunch Or Whatever And

Healer:You don’t have that much time to relax the other baby should be along in a minute.

Molly: I’m sorry who should be along in what now?

Healer:The next baby should be along in a minute…they’re twins…

Arthur: We only ordered one.

Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.

Draco: I’m a ten.

Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-

Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing

Can we just talk about how much I hate Tom Koracick

“The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.”

— Rumi (via goodreadss)

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

Fred and George

George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!

Fred: Uh yea. I know.

George: You’re smitten and you know it!

Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!

When I see my favorite angsty fic has just been updated: