Hermione: I Need A Three-letter Word For Unorganised. And A 5 Letter Word For Oblivious.

Andromeda : I am marrying the muggle born

Andromeda : my daughter can marry whoever she wants!

*nymph comes home with remus*

Andromeda : Absolutely not ! He's a werewolf

Ted : .....

Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*

James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody

Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!

jeddy vs scorbus

james: talk dirty to me

teddy: oh you know i will ;)

vs

scorpius: talk dirty to me

albus: the dishes

albus: please scorpius they haven’t been washed

I love innocent! Hermione/vulgar! Ron!! Imagine Ron cracks a vulgar joke and Hermione doesn't get it and Ron has to explain it to her😂❤

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This is me enjoying my book

Everyone else bugging me and annoying me so I focus on everything but the damn book I’m annoyed as FUCK right now like seriously you’re quiet when I’m not focused on shit and all of a sudden you’re trying to talk to me every 2 seconds

But like on the other hand I love the people that are annoying me so I feel guilty for being annoyed 🥺🥺

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

Can we talk about killian Jones listening to Hamilton

Can someone turn this into a fix for me please