So As Many Of You May Know Already A Few Months Back My Now Ex Husband Physically Assaulted Me Breaking

Behold, the shittiest camera in the world. Samsung Galaxy S Prime my ass. I’ve managed to get quarter decent pictures of my book, without destroying it.

Monster might have to scramble a bit to get into vents, not a lot of footholds on a ceiling you know.

I drew this before the digital versions, which I like better, so these aren’t quite as clean.

Andradite Garnet the precious bell pepper.

1, First of all, I apologize for the shitty ass quality of the bottom image. I was way too zoomed in when I drew it and I wanted to make Andradite (the orange one) smaller than Garnet, and when I zoomed out I realized that I drew the image WAY TO SMALL but when I enlarged it all went to shit. So there’s my excuse but anyway.

2, I made a bell pepper. I seem to have gotten attached to Lil’ Leggy, considering Navy is a tiny backstabbing strawberry. Leggy, on the other hand, was just kinda being dragged around by a child leash, or a regular dog leash if Navy was on the other end presumably. She wasn’t aggressive, or angry, or mean, she was just a cautious confused little tomato doddling behind everyone else and immediately struck me as probably being very skittish and easily spooked.

And Padparadscha is just a clueless fuzzy little peach.

3, My demon immediately presented me with the idea that IF they were to fuse, not only would they be exactly too much adorable but what if their negatives canceled out? Two wrongs make a right? Not like they suddenly had Future Vision or perfect abilities but like.. they were hyperaware of their situation and everything around them at that exact present. They wouldn’t be able to foresee a rock about to belt them in the back of the head but they could sense it a second or two before it did and catch it right before impact. They’d have a ridiculously good and accurate understanding of everything happening around them, probably be able to multitask, answer questions, figure out puzzles, problems, and riddles quickly and accurately all the while being absolutely clueless as to how and why. If you asked them a question or presented them with a problem they’d just blurt out the answer without trying or hardly thinking about it. But they’d still have to learn everything first, so they’d kind of just be like a child, following Garnet around constantly, learning things and showing anything within an arms reach to her and asking about it.

4, I had this idea that Garnet would kind of adopt the entire pack of Rubies, almost like her children, and just become the Alpha Ruby inadvertently. And just slowly but surely, and not even intentionally, end up with a pack of Garnets or Garnet like gems, including Rhodonite and still be the Alpha Garnet herself, given she’d be the oldest one and probably the most mature. She’d end up like an accidental mother to a pack of wild and absurdly out of control child-like Garnets and be HAPPY with it because she’d be surrounded by concentual fusions, and It’d be a gotdamn dream.

And a fucking nightmare for everyone else ESPECIALLY enemies. Imagine being an asshole homeworld gem and just stumbling across a pack of 6 Garnets 4 of them borderline out of control children all ready for their cue to kick some ass.

COULD YOU IMAGINE A SUGALITE FORMED FROM THE FAMETHYST AND THAT? COULD YOU?

Anyway, have an Andradite Garnet. I have no fucking idea if I’ll ever draw her again or actually improve on her design, I’m just happy I managed to not only find an appropriate gem for her but to even be able to draw anything remotely human looking in the first place.

.n

SO. I managed to get all the pictures without ripping my book apart.

The first 2 being of the first time I drew Bendy-Beans and Boris, I changed their eyes to match the digital ones, kinda fucked them up even more. Changed Boris’ face so it wasn’t as long and shortend his ears to match.

I forgot I had two more pictures of Monster AFTER the first page. I subscribe to the “Papa Henry” idea. Imagining this big ol’ Boi wandering around desperately looking for daddo so he can give hugs and get head scrintchies is gotdamn irresistible.

Also Sammy’s a biznitch to draw, but that’s my own lacking in skill.

   A’ight, so depending on whether anyone cares or not, I’m gonna need you guys who are good at this whole Tumblr thing to teach me how exactly this will work. I got some adoptables on DA and I’m deciding to put them over here too just to see if It’ll help.

   They do cost money via PayPal though, and I need a few pointers on how exactly this’ll be workin’. If anyone would spare a patient minute or two to throw some knowledge my way I’d greatly appreciate it.

   This boyo ‘er girlo ‘er somethino right here be the first of ‘em. They’ve been sitting on DA for almost a month and I don’t know what to do with ‘em. They’re $2.00.

049 is displeased.

Infested Valkyr.

Infested Banshee