Me: What If I’m Just Faking My Chronic Pain? Maybe I Should Test It.

Enid walks into the room to find Yoko hung upside down from the ceiling

Enid: *sighs* Do I want to ask?

Wednesday: Hi love. Don’t mind her. I’m just testing her bat like abilities.

Yoko sick: Wednesday for the last time I’m a vampire not a BAT.

Enid: Isn’t that the same thing?

Wednesday: Yeah, isn’t that the same thing?

Yoko: NO! No! No……. maybe?

Divina walks in

Divina: Ha ha ha. Like a bat!

Yoko: Damn it babe!

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

I love The Golden Girls.

Beach Day with the girls

Enid, Bianca and Divina take a swim while the raven and vampire stay on the sand huddling under a large umbrella

Divina: Was it a good idea to bring them along?

Bianca: They look miserable.

Enid: Well…. They didn’t want to be left out. Besides they have each other!

-hiding under the umbrella-

Yoko: We look like idiots here.

Wednesday: Ugh, why does the sun have to be so bright?

Yoko: We should’ve just stayed home.

Wednesday: For once. I agree.

Yoko: *leans head on Wednesday’s shoulder*

Wednesday: *pushes her off*

Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.

Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?

Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Okay good point.