*sees Two Emotionally Fucked Up People Who Should Be In Therapy* What If They Kissed

Enid walks into the room to find Yoko hung upside down from the ceiling

Enid: *sighs* Do I want to ask?

Wednesday: Hi love. Don’t mind her. I’m just testing her bat like abilities.

Yoko sick: Wednesday for the last time I’m a vampire not a BAT.

Enid: Isn’t that the same thing?

Wednesday: Yeah, isn’t that the same thing?

Yoko: NO! No! No……. maybe?

Divina walks in

Divina: Ha ha ha. Like a bat!

Yoko: Damn it babe!

When is a monster not a monster?

(Oh, when you love it.)

Wednesday and Enid supporting each other's neurodivergency:

- When one of the Nightshades cracks a joke that Wednesday struggles to get, Enid quietly leans over and explains the punchline and the modern vernacular if necessary. It makes her feel much less left out.

- Wednesday praises Enid for finishing homework and chores on time. "Well done, ma lumière. I knew you could do it."

- Enid pulls Wednesday in for long, tight hugs when she's overly agitated. She speaks in a low, soothing voice about her day to calm the seer's nerves.

- Wednesday finds that head scratches are the best way to quell the wolf's restlessness. It acts like a reboot button for her brain.

- Enid navigates social situations on her girlfriend's behalf when she's too tired or overwhelmed to speak. She learns to read Wednesday's body language when she's close to shutdown.

- Wednesday leaves colorful post-it notes for Enid when an important event is coming up. She learns to be a little more flexible and gives Enid space to complete things in her own time.

- They hold each other at night to combat their shared struggles with insomnia.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

I need closure with this fic! Sometimes I go back and read it all over again in hopes to have a new chapter

IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS 😭😭😭

Daisy: Not to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety.