Riddle Me This: What Would Each Of The Royal Family Members Reactions Be To Walking Into Your Room And

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Sans: Why? Why would you do this?

Y/n: Don't get me wrong Sans, I do love you

Y/N: But now it's payback time for the puns

*Pulls out draw four Uno card* Boom

Other than Undertale, This is my life. Don’t judge me I have an excuse. I am a kid. Checkmate.

This goes for any series.

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

I’m not Jewish, but this, this is just plain wrong

how come goyim will make 30k note posts about why not to use antisemitic memes but ignore the SEVERAL hate crimes that have been committed since chanukah started

just want a Transformers show where the humans they become friends with are millennials and gen z kids with those generations senses of humor and it makes even the Decepticons worried for them

Mythics

Hello, Jaybird Here. I am putting this here. I made several types of Mythical beasts, Though a some are generic, I try to add my own personal Headcanons to a lot of them. Especially the hellhounds and Griffins, I specifically designed several of each. I just wanted to warn anyone looking at my small and crappy blog in advance.

This actually ties to a personal headcanon of mine, that mythical monsters are still on the surface, only in hiding. It would explain why that kind of monster isn’t seen underground, and why their mythology is still around, unlike the rest of the monsters, not even known at all, really.

Too Many Skeles - Nicknames For Y/N

If you have any better gender neutral nicknames for any of them, let me know

Canine: Kiddo

Thunder: Tweety Bird

Bear: Wolf or Lone Wolf

Sweets: Cupcake

Kid: Sib

Squirt: Friend

Dust: Pixel

Ghost: Angel

Classic: Whisper

Origin: Cookie

G: Birdie

Keeper: Bitty

Royal: Grace

Dream: Sunshine

Nightmare: Moonbeam

Edge: Doll

Boss: Fighter

Ink: Chef

Sparrow: Sky

Raven: Loop

Error: Divergent

Blueberry: Muffin

Stretch: Honey

Raspberry: Serenity

Pup: Treasure

Hip-Hop: Twirl

Latin: Sunflower

Star: Galaxy

Nebula: Sky

Cross: Lizard

Asy: Dragon

Spirit: Goof

Majesty: Muffin

Prince: Twitch

Geno: Knight

Lust: Kitty Cat

Passion: Clover

Helium

“Sans!” You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, “I wanna show you something real quick.” 

This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you. “What?” You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song. “I wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?” you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.

“Of course, go ahead.”

You press play on your phone...

Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of it’s contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.

“You, And I, We’re like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.”

 Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.

“With you, I’m alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.”

You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. He’s also right beside you for some reason. What you don’t know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

“With out you, I feel broke, Like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold.”

Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.

“Without you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song”

He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.

“With you, I fall. It’s like I’m leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, I’m a beautiful mess, it’s like we’re standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.”

You’re snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

You’re giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloon’s contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part. 

Without you, I feel broke, like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song.”

Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.

Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.

Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, “Thanks, Angel. I needed that.”

“Me too. That was a blast.”

Chaos (also a heads up)

I have fallen to a hole of Overwatch, Undertale, The MCU, and MHA, so i have decided to do random incorrect quotes. Generated by incorrect quotes generator, none of them are my idea, or original work.