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Too Many Skeles - Companions (Chapter 1)

This A/N is Necessary in order to get something clear. If something is in italics, it is Thinking. If it is underlined and in italics with quotations, it is "Signing." If it has only quotations it is "Speaking." I needed to make that known.

Y/N's PoV

       "Food." Not this early. "Food." A second voice joins in. "Food." No! Not you too! "FOOD!" Alright, alright. I'm up. "I'm go-going, y-you three." I get up, despite my body's protests, and force myself to the living room, then to the kitchen, where I ended up amassing more of my big family along the way.

       By family, I mean my companions. Most would call them pets, but since I can understand them, they are my companions. There's the three cats, Espère, Rowdy, Cami, and The Pack. The Pack is an adopted litter of siblings, Wolf, Coyote, and Fox. Aurora, Digger, and Chirp for the foxes, Dipper, Orion, and Polaris for the Wolves, and Forrest and Hunter for the Coyotes.

       I adore my family, but they are definitely a handful. "FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" Of course. "Alright, j-just stop ye-yelling. I w-would like to g-go b-back to sleep." Somehow, they stopped. Thank the stars. I open the cabinet underneath my kitchen sink, and grab the bags of cat food and dog food.

       After feeding them, I walk through the rest of the house. All of my family sleeps in the house at night, and they get along pretty well. The deer actually get along best with Willow, who has pretty much adopted them. My family is a real family, even though nobody believes me. Yeah, life is good.

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       Why? Why? WHY WHY WHY?! That Stars forsaken alarm had to go off now?! Why?

       I Open my eyes, only for the sunlight streaming through to try to blind me. "Ah,-OOF!" I hit the floor. I Hit the floor in an attempt to get away from the sunlight. I really am an idiot. I slowly reach up to my Alarm, currently sitting on my nightstand, and shut it off, before resetting it. Now what? Oh, Right. Feeding the family. Now that I've found a good reason to get up, I do, and I head to the kitchen once more. "Good morning, Mother. Did you sleep well?"

"Y-yes I did M-Maya. Th-thank you f-for asking though." I pick up all of the bowls of food for the indoors animals. That includes the cats, dogs, the Pack, Twitch and Whistle, and Jake. "M-Maya dear, c-could you go get e-everyone outside gath-gathered?" "Yes, mother." With that, she pads outside through the pet door.

Meanwhile, I fill the Canines' food bowls with dog food, adding vitamins to the Pack's. After all, a bunch of pups really do need to grow. After repeating with the cat bowls and Jake's, I take two of them to the living room, setting them in their usual places. Willow, the lovable Canine helped me out, and it only took 4 trips for the dog food and one more for the cats' bowls.

The Boa's ate yesterday, so they're good, but they need time to roam. And Lucky needs to eat too, as well as Ash. And the hamsters. yay. I pick up the small bottle of fish food, along with a small bowl of bugs for Ash, and hamster food pellets.

After feeding everyone, Maya runs back in, with Nessa on her heels and Jesse in the doorway, having opened the door due to being too big for the pet door. "Mother, There's mysterious monsters outside in the woods." I just look at her, Stunned. "W-what? Are y-you sure it's n-not the brothers?" She shakes her head, "Not according to Nessa. Tell her, It's okay." Nessa looks at me, before quietly speaking, almost too soft to hear. "They're not the brothers, they're scarier. They're skeletons, but they're not the brothers. One that Looks like Sans has a huge crack in his skull, and the one that looks like Papyrus is a LOT taller, and slouching. His face is also messed up." They could hurt the family. "Alright. M-Maya, get e-everyone in-inside. We n-need to stay s-safe."

No.

Papyrus:*rolling by unsteadily on a pair of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!!

Mettaton: Papyrus...NO!

Toriel: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE!?!

Sans *Slowly rolling by on his own pair of heelys*: *Casually flips Mettaton off*

Also Sans: *Subtly speeds up in case papyrus falls*

Mettaton: offended robot noises

Toriel: *Looks into camera like she's on The Office*

fuck it, this is the true epitomy of tumblr.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

I GOTTA try this sometime!

OK to make a font out of your own writing

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

Your life is too valuable to waste. There is only one of you, so please don’t take a one of a kind person away. If you need, I’ll chat, you can send a chat anytime. I’ll respond.

Wtf

Feral Hellhounds

A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.

Feral

This sub-group of hellhound is characterized in general by the types of canine monsters that resemble wild Canine species. They are strong, brave, and Fierce. Most Ferals live in Savannahs or Forests. They are often stubborn and independent, even while working in a pack.

Cerberus

A type of Hellhound characterized by three heads. All three heads have different personalities, but the monster itself only has one SOUL. They often have dark brown or black fur, and red eyes. They can be both male and female. They hunt by using the three head working together to track their prey. They are solitary hunters, but live in pack-like groups inside a territory.

Cryote

A Cryote is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Coyote. Their fur is commonly black, grey, brown, cream, tan, and white, and they have blue eyes. Their species is strictly male, not one female has ever occurred. Instead they breed with a Vexen or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their Howl, which sounds like a human cry of mourning or despair. It causes it's victims to be overcome with hopelessness and despair.

Vexen

A Vexen is a type of Hellhound slightly resembling a Fox. They have reddish grey fur, with white paws, and a White tail tip. Their species is strictly female, not one male has ever occurred. Instead, they breed with a Cryote or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their enchanting bark. It lures male animals by barking at them from the shadows and retreating. The male Follows, only to be led to an awaiting pack.

Dinro

A Dinro is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Dingo. They are quite often a Light ginger, Tan, Tan and Black, or Cream, and black eyes. They can be both male and female. Their hunting method is a Pack hunt. Working in groups of up to ten, they can even take down an Elephant. One Dinro scares the prey to the rest of the pack, and the rest pounce, attacking every possible soft spot. They can just as likely be male or female.

Jacan

A Jacan is a Hellhound species that slightly resembles a Jackal. They have Cream and Tawny beige fur, and Ice blue Eyes. They hunt using a pack technique similar to a Dinro, but the packs can have up to thirty five members. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly female.

Fenrir

A Fenrir is a type of hellhound closely resembling a giant wolf. They have black fur, blood red eyes, and are always on fire. They are solitary hellhounds, and they hunt using their incredible speed, strength, and stamina to take down their prey. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly male.

Can you do a reaction of the UT Gang reacting to the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Hmm... This oughta be fun, thanks for giving me this ask, friend.

So... Frisk, Chara and Asriel invited you to watch a movie with them

Asgore and Toriel are okay with the idea too, so you have no objections

When you get there, The whole crew is there

Sans is already snoring away on the couch

Papyrus is yelling at Sans for being asleep on said couch

Alphys and Undyne are watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie on Undyne’s phone (Which Surprisingly hasn’t been broken yet)

The trio of kids are sitting on the floor, waiting (im)patiently for the movie to start, while their parents are watching them, while cuddling

When everyone finally notices you, a spot by the kids on the floor is opened up

After a small argument, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is chosen to watch first

As soon as the car is shown, new and improved, Sans is no longer asleep, instead watching the vehicle with scientific excitement

The trio start singing along to the song

Papyrus and Undyne hound Alphys to make it

Said scientist looks terrified, until you step in, saying that it is only fiction

The two deflate, but grudgingly look back to the TV

After the movie ends, Alphys and Sans get into a heated debate whether or not building Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is possible

The trio keep singing the song

Undyne and Papyrus are chatting about how amazing the movie was

Asgore and Toriel agree that they enjoyed it, but wish the song wasn’t stuck in their heads

All in all, a good day

Especially after the kids keep singing toot sweets off key

and sans uses his whoopie cushion instead of a whistle