Laughing At Your Own Mistakes Can Lengthen Your Life... Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes Can Shorten

No.

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You.

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

Imagine this...

Wheeljack.

High off his Rocker.

Flirting with a Con

Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

WTF? This. Is. Wrong. I am a twig, one boxes, and the other is the archer. I’m the only one of concern.  If anyone ever fat shames my sisters, They get backhanded. I have, I can, I do, and I will hurt ANYONE who hurts my siblings. Fatphobia is real, and it has caused my boxing sister pain. She won’t touch calories barely now, and she never turned down sweets. It is terrifying. Spread the word. Stop fatphobia.

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

POST PLUS PROTEST PHASE 2 : 48 Hour Edition

Here we are back again for a 48 hour log off protest of the current version of Post+.

WHEN?

October 2, 2021

12 am Eastern Time/Atlantic Standard Time

1 am Chile Standard Time/Brazil Time/Argentina Time

4 am UTC

5 am BST/London/West Africa Time/West European Summer Time

6 am Central Europe Time/Central Africa Time

7 am Moscow Standard Time/East Africa Time/Eastern European Summer Time/Arabian Standard Time

8 am Gulf Standard Time

9:30 am Indian Standard Time

11 am Indochina Time

12 pm (Noon) Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Standard Time

1 pm Japan Standard Time/Korean Standard Time

1:30 pm Australian Central Time

2 pm Australian Eastern Standard Time

5 pm New Zealand Standard Time

October 1, 2021

11 pm Central Time

10 pm Mountain Time

9 pm Pacific Time

8 Alaska Daylight Time

6 pm Hawaii Standard Time

If you don’t see your time zone, or unsure which to use, click HERE for the checker!

We’ll be running countdown posts leading up to the main event!

We’re logging off for 48 hours! So, for example, if you log out on October 2, 2021 at 1pm JST you’ll log back on October 4, 2021 at 1 pm JST!

Also! Our Australian friends, take note that daylight savings/summer time ends in certain territories on October 3rd!

WHY?

Exhibits A, B, C, D, E

Tumblr recently announced a new feature called Post+ meant to help content creators make money while keeping a cut to help maintain the site. Not a bad idea, right?

The problem is that tumblr actively encouraged the use of Post+ in conjunction with fan works. Which is, despite the way they continue to side step it, highly illegal. Not enough people are aware of that fact.

Our mission is to force tumblr to either rebrand the Post+ feature as something for original content ONLY and/or offer a means to help the site survive outside of monetizing fan work. We want the see tumblr thrive but Post+ has the potential for ruining everything. Give us a better option, @staff ! In fact, HERE are some options!

WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Optional avatar and banner to use!

Banner credit to @adairctedgibbgirl ! Thank you!

You can also spread the word on ALL social media (Twitter/TikTok/Facebook/Reddit etc) and reblog this post. Another option, if you’re using the mobile app, is to leave an honest review (be polite, be concise, don’t spam) on the App Store of your choice! The best and easiest way to protest is DON’T USE POST+!

WILL THIS WORK?

We got tumblr to temporarily hide the original Post+ posts and possibly made wip a thing. So who knows?

ANYTHING ELSE?

Keep checking @postplus-protest for updates and further info, especially updates to this post! Thank you, all of you, for participating or boosting!

Remember to reblog, use the hashtags #postplusprotest and #tumblrlogoff2021, and SPREAD THE WORD TO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA!

I did not know this. Our minds are MESSED UP!

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

My co-dev and I have been working for three years on this game...and it's finally FINISHED. It's called Terranova, and it's a game about 2000's fandom nostalgia and queer girls on the internet.

It has...

A nostalgic interface that transports you to a time before Twitter

A full ten hours of story, complete with romance, drama and plot twists galore

A LimeJournal for you to blog about your life

Fully functional IM to chat your friends and Solitaire to waste time while you chat your friends

Your choices matter; three unique endings based on your choices

Roleplay. Lots and lots of roleplay.

If you like any of the above, come check it out!

Terranova is available on itch.io and Steam.

We're only two devs and don't have the marketing budget of a triple-A game.

Please reblog and share. 💚

Y E S

Found these cute children rain boots and they SCREAMED Blueberry.

New headcanon that he owns at least one pair of them. 

Holy CRAP! That is AWESOME!!

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

I’m reblogging, only because of the 100% accuracy. HOW IS THIS SO TRUE?!?!?!

Coming into a fandom late