“I’ve Been Too Busy Missing You To Be Angry.”

A spaceship landed in the park. Two aliens - one twice the size of the other - emerged. They walked up to a jogger, and the larger alien pushed the smaller forward. "Go on. Ask." The small alien bowed to the jogger. "Are- are we there yet?" "Er… No?" "See?" said the large one.

Imagine: You're leaning down a bit to kiss me. Our faces are coming closer and right before our lips meet I whisper "that's gay!"

That's actually what my boyfriend has to deal with and I don't even feel sorry

impusively kissing! kissing when laughing! kissing cheeks to say thanks! kissing noses! kissing foreheads! kissing hands! kissing wrists! kissing temples! kissing fingertips! lazy kissing! goodbye kisses! see you later kisses! wait for me kisses! be right back kisses! that is so stupid but i love you kissing!

Accurate…

r/autismmemes

saying your names, richard siken

Gentle Reminder:You are beautiful, Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Why are dicks so expensive?

I didn't had the chance to re-watch the umbrella academy with the original sound but just in case it's only in the German version: five calls the three Swedish guys the IKEA mafia

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.