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I’m 6’3, 100 kg of (mostly) muscle, and therefore I can confirm that the stereotype is inaccurate, seeing as I speak for every single man with my body type of course. We are a hivemind and all shall join the BIG MAN COLLECTIVE ™ eventually.

Has a skitarius ever topped?

There are huge, roided out Skitarii that are like 8ft of chem implants and bionically-reinforced muscle

So, going off stereotype, yes

I have a couple of these actually!

I have this weird, low-budget but high concept version of the Efteling (a Dutch theme park) which you enter through a huge open air industrial elevator, covered in hanging plants and full of people dressed as green elves. Attractions include: a china themed rollercoaster which is 90% scaffolding and has a jump and a darker, more claustrophobic version of the Fata Morgana ride.

My grandfathers house, except it’s high in the mountains, above the clouds, outside of it is a series of pools, all connected through water slides going all the way back down the mountain.

A dolphin themed waterpark with this huge wide underground slide, kind of like a highway tunnel.

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

new oc for wod :3

happened to me recently. luckily my dad and i caught the scam with the first email, but not before i got my hopes up that i was finally getting commissioned (which is something ive wanted for basically ever), and looking at the scammers profile it was clear that they target mostly smaller and younger artists, who might be more desperate for comms, like i was. absolutely fucking vile

Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

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HOW TF DO YOU DRAW CLOTHING FOLDS RRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I've successfully deconstructed "just making it to friday" by going out drinking in the middle of the week and coming to work the next day hungover instead of waiting for the weekend to have fun

every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit

You and the characters in your lockscreen wallpaper fight god.

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