Me When Lana Releases Her New Country Album ੈ✩‧₊˚ 🧺*:･

PUHLEASE !! SOMEONE ! GIVE ME FANFIC IDEAS ISTG 🤧

idec what it is likeee

idc if its sturniolo triplets , idc if its evan peters, idc if its jack champion, LITERALLY LIKE ANYTHING

for my luvs !! <33

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

why was today so bad , i just wanna hold Matt’s slutty waist rn 😔

what is your opinion on boys?

fun to bite and tie to train tracks sometimes.

looking down while you suck it

when nick said “people need to grow up”, he was definitely talking about y’all. and by y’all, i mean the sturniolo police.

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

posting for reference and @marvellover1984