Give Me 4-7 Business Days To Recover From Those Pictures. OMFG

yes i can suck it upside down 🙄

Happy Can’t Eat Beefaroni Without Forks Friday

tumblr needs a like comment button. i don’t want people thinking i’m ignoring their comments but i don’t always know what to respond 😭

HUSBAND MATERIAL.

He is the reason I stay single... Where do I find a man like that? He must have been written by a woman

May you always have peace in your heart and RedBull in your hand❤️

Amen

HELP! MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZY!

Ah, yes. My favorite duo in scream

sorry for liking when women got blood all over em but i'm a feminist

normal things to say

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee