It’s December Folks, You Know What That Means.

Yo I have a boyfriend you can't be saying that kind of thing to me.

(He doesn't have to know though 👀)

Would you still love me if I was a worm? 🪱

Absolutely I would keep you in a container with holes in the top and feed you rotting flesh every day 😊

No JSA thing today because I was cuddling with my poor old dog to fend off the cold. Thank you for your understanding and I'll see you this time tomorrow.

Whenever I've had a rough day or I'm feeling a little low, I hum the M*A*S*H theme song to myself.

Then I curl myself up into a little ball because that almost always makes it worse.

Watching Say Yes to the Dress with my grandmother right now and it's so nerve-wracking because they have a amab non binary bride as the main bride they're following.

So far she hasn't said anything too terrible though. Obviously she doesn't understand they/them pronouns, but really her main concern is what they're going to do with their hair if they get a dress. They have it cut really short, and she doesn't think there will be a good way to stylize it to match a wedding dress.

Her homophobia is outwayed by her belief that a bride should be in full glam on their wedding day.

Hot damn!

Aw man, after sending me this how could I not? I’ll finish it ASAP 👍

Thank You!! ☺️

Well fellas, it appears that we've once again fucked ourselves over. Let's hear a round of applause.

Does anyone remember the original Star Trek Episode Assignment: Earth? The one where the crew travel back in time and there is the alien that is trying to stop WW3 and has a sexy cat lady and a strong female receptionist?

Why does that episode feel like a backdoor pilot? Looking it up, those characters only appear in a few books and some non-canon comics. Hardly a group that will have an "interesting future".

Edit:

It was a backdoor pilot lol. The series never got made. Star Trek needs to bring those characters back. I want to know about that cat lady.

Radar a month into the war: Did anyone just feel a dimensional shift

New favorite thing:

Trying to convince my boyfriend that All Creatures Great and Small is a wacky show about psychopaths as they try to blend into society.

Legalize eating children under five years old, A Modest Proposal style.

Fr guys I could say ANYTHING.