If The New Goosebumps Series Doesn't Adapt An Old Story With All The Prunes And Baby Food, I'm Going

The utter shock and horror I felt (affectionate)

Just a little guy

Edit:

So he was in fact the murderer. Just as a heads up.

the worst part about father mulcahy is that he'll never know how much i love him

Why is it that everything I want to watch is either on a streaming service I don't have or I have to rent it?

A good, very popular show? Pay for it.

A bad show that only had one season? Fuck you buddy.

A movie made in 1931? The latest releases? Take your wallet and shove it up your ass.

There's, like, five big production companies. Why is everything divided up into 100 streaming services?

Shout out to my homophobic mom for buying me a necklace years ago that's colors align almost perfectly with the bi flag. It's like fate or irony or something.

I'm seeing a lot about how awesome the character Trent Crimm is and how James Lance is killing it at his job. May I point you to toward the 2021 The Canterville Ghost miniseries? Sure, it's a more childish show and there were some, shall we say, liberties taken with the original source material. Also, Lance's American accent is definitely something to behold. It's like Keanu Reeves British accent in the 1992 Bram Stoker's Dracula, only reversed. However, his character is super adorable and avoids confrontation like this:

I mean, come on!

Just my humble opinion. (Sorry for the shit quality)

So this episode reminded me what Mr. Copper said in Voyage of the Damned about not being able to pick and choose who you save. September dies needlessly and no one wants the Doctor's help even though he begs them to come with him.

Also the racism jumpscare at the end was amazing since I was thinking to myself that everyone looked like they'd fit into a mid-2000s cgi Barbie movie. However, being white myself I didn't really notice there were no people of color and was more focused on the classism.

Happy twenty first Birthday to me!

Mike Farrell had the perfect mustache to be a Columbo villian. It's a damn shame the stars never aligned. :(

JSA Week Day 3 (yeah yeah I'm a day behind)

Prompt: hurt/comfort

I was a big fan of Stargirl and I loved the relationship between the Shade and McNider. Wish we could have seen more of it!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62065489

@justicesocietyweek

Step 1: Open Tumblr

Step 2: Look up Columbo tags

Step 3: See AI generated tits

Step 4: close Tumblr and contemplate your decisions.