Bold Take:

I have just been betrayed by my closest friend @pokegirl0238.

This will not go unpunished.

BIGOT DOWN!!!!!!

This freak bit my nose about 2 weeks ago. Don't take this post lightly.

Y’know what fuck it.

*projects my desire to bite people onto another character*

So thaaaaats why I should have kept doing the updates. My bad.

Y'all...

The new set of audiobooks for Discworld just dropped, including Richard Coyle's narration for Going Postal, Making Money, and Raising Steam.

Can you guess what I'm doing right now?

Yo I have a boyfriend you can't be saying that kind of thing to me.

(He doesn't have to know though 👀)

Would you still love me if I was a worm? 🪱

Absolutely I would keep you in a container with holes in the top and feed you rotting flesh every day 😊

Plotting something rn. Some might even say scheming.

Lol, imagine regaining an unhealthy interest in a show you can't watch because you don't have the streaming service it's on. What kind of idiot does that? 🤣

I'm going to watch the cartoon, 2001, and 2016 versions of the Tick and then write a review about how I think comedy is a better way of deconstructing the superhero genre than certain gory superhero shows.

(Pretty sure the comics will be different but I'll get to that much later.)

You know what? Fuck you.

Terrible White Lotus sketches be upon ye'.