Life Would Be So Much More Simple If We Could All Just Stay Home And Watch Columbo.

The King of the Claudes Kick-off!

Hello everyone! We're so excited to begin our tournament which will start at 7 PM EST. Again, we're planning on scheduling one poll a day, each one lasting one week and having five polls a week. You can submit propaganda via our ask box or by tagging us to reblog it @kingoftheclaudes. Match-ups can be found via our pinned post and that will update with each new poll. Thank you all so much for sending in propaganda so far and we hope everyone has fun!

And, on a related note...

Happy Birthday Claude Rains!

Drinking Swiss Miss Instant Piss rn.

I dont want to speak to soon, but I think with help from my boyfriend and by looking at pics of Alan Cumming, I have survived another Easter.

Happy twenty first Birthday to me!

”what’s your favorite TOS ship?”

obviously it’s the spirk one

“that’s such a basic bitch answer-“

ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER JOEY??? ALRIGHT

ITS THE MAGIC CATGIRL AND LESBIAN WOMAN FROM THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF S2 EP26 ASSIGNMENT EARTH. ALRIGHT???

I’m weirdly obsessed w them also sorry it’s so small click for better quality i guess 😭

I'm not usually a fan of films based off of Stephen King, but this line goes hard as fuck.

nooo don't compromise and rethink your morals youre so sexy ahah

I just finished episode two of The Righteous Gemstones. Please tell me young pastor Kelvin and (ex?) Satanist Keefe get to hold hands soon.

How I imagine the 3rd Doctor saw the Brigadier when he first started working for UNIT:

So for one of my college finals we get to do a creative project. One of the options is to write a screenplay for a scene that could fit into one of the shows we watched this semester (basically fanfiction in my opinion) and I'm choosing to do Dawson's Creek.

So I'm looking up technologies and stuff from the late 90's that teens would have adopted as the were introduced and that got me thinking about videogames which got me thinking about Half Life.

Looking it up, evidently Half Life was Valve's first game? How can they have been founded in 1996 and then 2 years later dropped one of the most influential video games of all time and then continue to put out mostly wonderful stuff until their seeming partial retirement?