Wow I Didn't Know Sirius Is A Dish

leave me asks

tbh thomas looks like he's on drugs (in the pic not the fanart)

Would like to thank Måneskin’s stylist for this moment (but also these two pretty boys)

llamaaaaaaaaaaq

yes llama 🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙

so i can leave u asks?

no sherlock

ofc u can lol

i would like a little sneak peak of the third chapter!

"hm. maybe they can show us. so, yourr prrincipal, dumbledorre said that my students 'rrre gonna'tay in the grefindorrr dorms, 'nnit?" she asked.

remus let out a happy squeak.

"yes, i think it's right, madame" lily said, while peter shoved remus.

"a'right, miss...?" madame maxime cocked an eyebrow, waiting for lily to tell her the name.

"evans" lily replied.

"miss evans, drive us to the dorms, s'il vous plaît."

"oui" she said and dramatically bowed, hoping for madame maxime to not notice she was mocking her.

lily started walking with the students of beauxbatons until they got to the portrait of the fat lady.

"who is this woman in the portrait?" a blonde-haired girl asked lily. "can she talk?"

"of course i can talk!" the fat lady exclaimed. "let me guess, you are a bunch of spoiled frenchlings?"

"sod off" remus said.

"oh god! now evans, are you going to tell me the password or are you gonna let me rot like this apple?" the fat lady asked, taking a rotten apple out of the bowl on the table next to her.

"hmph. lemon tart."

"correct" the fat lady finished, letting the lot enter.

"oh god!" a student dramatically exclaimed." you pigs CLEARLY can't compare our grandious school to your...hut."

im remaking it

there

All right lets try this?

Answer the thingys and then tag 3 people :D

Full name: I wont reveal that yet

Nickname: Eph

Height: 5'4

Nationality: Indian

Age: Minor :3

Spoken languages: Telugu (an indian language), English, and Spanish

Gender Identity: Demiboy

Shoe size: Like a 6 in American??

Birthday: 12/27

Hair color: Black

Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Eye Color: Black

Tagging: @justmemyselfandthefridge, @upside-down-person, @crzyprsn42, @captainwaffles, @boxofsteampunkplaces, @captainorthred

OMFG

this is so funnyyyy

im still laughing

for the harry potter 20 questions: #13 and #18. congrats on 200!!

13. he's fucking miserable. he sacrifices teenagers and people way younger than his 100-years-old ass, throws harry (hari) in an abusive household instead of giving him to a loving family and raises him to die, promises people things he can't offer aand the list goes on...

18. i love all of them so much and i think they deserve the entire world. also i am really sorry for them that they couldn't live in brighter times

regulus/lily: *exists*

james, appearing all of a sudden: i'm here, what are your two other wishes?