The Sirius Pun Never Gets Old

how are you? what are you doing?

i'm trying to start a talk bc i'm bored

hi bestie

hi

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you @jamiesimps

happy birthday to you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NIMMY!

Who are the writers/artists that inspired you? <3

i would say...

@enbysiriusblack even though we don't talk sm you are really cool and i love your content <33

@royalty-of-fandoms you're amazing, your fanart is 💕💕💕 and i love talking to you you're so nice

all my 200 and something followers that i won't tag but i love you all sm

but my biggest inspo is the little shit @queerdeadwizards even though i hate admitting it you're very rad </3

do you ever just want to restart something and say screw it within the next five minutes

everyone who sees this on their dash

follow jamie

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lets get vem to 500 followers!

reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags

thank u scar

if i get to 50 followers thats pure luck

go follow @enbysiriusblack too

ok so

thank you all so much for 30 followers i cant-

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it's no big surprise you turned out this way

"sirius orion black, how dare you! how dare you disrespect me and how dare you screw our reputation up! you should be ashamed of yourself!" walburga shouted in the black's dining room, making the glasses on the table shake. "get out of my sight!"

sirius got up of his chair quickly and ran to his room, thoughts coming up in his head.

when they closed their eyes and prayed you would change

walburga sat on her chair, reached her glass full of wine, took a sip and looked out the window, the moon reflecting itself in her eyes, glistering in tears.

"what did i do wrong" she whispered under her breath. "didn't i raise him right? didn't i raise him to be the heir we all want him to be? am i a bad mother?"

and they cut your hair and sent you away

"where are you going?" regulus asked his older brother, leaning against the door frame.

"away from you all. i'm done" sirius answered." you can come too."

"no..i can't" the other one replied.

sirius sighed. "i'm sorry it has to be like this. well...take care." he finished, putting the last things in his chest and walked downstairs.

"sirius black, where are you going?" walburga asked, getting up from the chair.

"away. and i'm not coming back" he said coldly and left the house.

"sirius...!" walburga shouted. "sirius orion black!"

you stopped by my house the night you escaped

"sirius?" james gasped. "what happened?"

"i-i don't think it's time to explain" sirius replied, panting.

"why am i standing here like this? come in!"

with tears in my eyes i begged you to stay

"i shouldn't come here, i'm sorry" sirius sighed. "i'll just pack my things and search for a place"

"no" james responded. "stay here! you're welcomed!"

"james, you're amazing, but i can't take it. i'm not worthy of staying here, and i'm just a burden."

"no you're not!" james replied. "stay! please!"

you said "hey man, i love you"

"no" sirius finished and exited the room.

"no! wait! sirius!"

"no, james. i shouldn't have been welcomed here. i'll just look for a place to go. sorry"

"sirius!" james shouted after him, with hope that he'll come back.

as he saw sirius walking off, james could only hear the word "sorry" in his head.

"sirius!"

"but no fucking way"

regulus/lily: *exists*

james, appearing all of a sudden: i'm here, what are your two other wishes?

leave me asks