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rankin bass christmas special songs rankings:

one foot in front of the other > snow/heat miser > santa is comin to town > i believe in santa claus > its gonna snow > world is beginning today > difficult responsibilty > even a miracle needs a hand > i could be santa > silver+gold > one of a kind > first toymakers > christmas chimes are calling santa > holly jolly christmas >  blue christmas > jingle jingle jingle > frosty the snowman > just what i always wanted > if you sit on my lap > give your heart a try > rudolph the red nosed reindeer > theres always tomorrow > jack frost is here > santa+jessica wedding song > most wonderful day > santa’s elves > kubla kraus > couple of misfits

so i was admiring my new christmas sweater when i suddenly remembered that text post about santa’s reindeer all being gals and

i’d like to thank my mom for inadvertently buying me a lesbian reindeer sweater

Yeah the Rudolph elf meme is funny, but are we really forgetting about all the other great and bizarre Christmas specials moments, like when Rankin/Bass beat DreamWorks to the idea of “Hot Jack Frost” by more than 30 years?

How about when they made a Nativity fanfic with a misfit donkey and a baby angel?

That Santa Claus started off giving toys exclusively to depressed World War I-era German children? (Did I mention he was a ginger)

We also shouldn’t gloss over the time when Rudolph teamed up with a caveman, a knight and goddamn Benjamin Franklin not to walk into a bar but to save the Baby New Year.

Really, Rudolph could fill up this entire list all by himself, considering that he also teamed up with Frosty the Snowman one time to fight this wintery motherfucker

WHO HAS GIANT ICE DRAGONS TAKE THAT NIGHT KING

And is one of the five or six clowns who are supposed to be running winter in this universe (they were not very creative when it came to making up bad guys apparently)

And later dies in the most HORRIFYING WAY POSSIBLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SHOW THIS MOVIE TO CHILDREN AGE FIVE AND UNDER

Oh, and by the way, Rudolph is also Reindeer Jesus. Look it up.

Confirmed: God is a woman. 

“Evil Queens don’t get regular fairies.” Regina is offered supernatural help from an unusual fairy godmother. She has realized her perfect family is right here, in Storybrooke. With a little magic and a lot of hard work, will she win Emma’s heart?

The last time Emma trusted someone she ended up abandoned, pregnant, and in prison. Regina is beginning to treat her differently, but can she trust her? Her heart wants to, but her brain still screams “Evil Queen, arch enemy of my mother.”

Set in Storybrooke, around season two, but with some locations altered and people from other seasons added. Any citations of popular culture, etc. can be found at the end of the last chapter. Original characters are strictly a product of my imagination, and bear no resemblance to actual people. I used them when needed to create depth in secondary roles.

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoy.

Enjoy this fic by @linzmj!!

People are rivers, always ready to move from one state of being into another. It is not fair, to treat people as if they are finished beings. Everyone is always becoming and unbecoming.

Kathleen Winter, Annabel (via wordsnquotes)

Toonami - Positivity Speech (HD 1080p)