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Literary facts:

The premise of the second part of Don Quixote is that the protagonist is on a quest to beat up a guy who wrote an unflattering fanfic about him

The Tale of Genji contains a chapter with no text to reflect the fact that the viewpoint character has just died

At one point the framing narrative of Frankenstein develops into a dude telling a story about a dude telling a story about a dude telling a story

#makethisateeshirt

in honor of my mom inexplicably calling peppermint patty “the first nonbinary character”

people who leave detailed reviews on fanfiction are a gift to the world

all fanfic writers, ever, awake at ungodly hours doubting everything they’ve ever written or thought of writing until they see that one (or more, hopefully!) magical, long-ass comment that makes every bit of struggle totally and completely worth it (via rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars)

Signs as Talking Heads Lyrics

Aries: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Tarus: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Gemini: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Cancer: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Leo: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Virgo: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Libra: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Scorpio: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Sagittarius: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Capricorn: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Aquarius: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Pisces: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

the woods are the sky (Kodak Ektar 100)

All rain and no sun makes Counts and humans grumpy.

rankin bass christmas special songs rankings:

one foot in front of the other > snow/heat miser > santa is comin to town > i believe in santa claus > its gonna snow > world is beginning today > difficult responsibilty > even a miracle needs a hand > i could be santa > silver+gold > one of a kind > first toymakers > christmas chimes are calling santa > holly jolly christmas >  blue christmas > jingle jingle jingle > frosty the snowman > just what i always wanted > if you sit on my lap > give your heart a try > rudolph the red nosed reindeer > theres always tomorrow > jack frost is here > santa+jessica wedding song > most wonderful day > santa’s elves > kubla kraus > couple of misfits