Book Of Bill B&N Exclusive

Mother Lesbian: [pulling into the driveway of her woodland cottage in a U-haul]

Mother Bisexual: [sitting on the couch with their teenage dykelings, watching The L Word]

Mother Lesbian: [walking in the door] My love, I have procured enough sustenance to sustain our family for several months!

Mother Bisexual: (overjoyed) Oh, is that what the U-haul is for, my love?

Mother Lesbian: Why of course! Would you like to come see?

The lovely family walks out of their cottage and over to the U-haul.

Mother Lesbian: [opening the U-haul] Behold, my loves!

Carabiners tumble out of the U-haul as the young family begins to make snow angels in the metal. They are content.

My sibling asks me every once in awhile what my favorite element is and, every time I say Pizzazzium Infinionite and without fail they faceplant… it’s fun!!!

Pranking wunk

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Good morning ineffable fandom family (because you are family now, I've adopted you all) 💜🤗

It's a rare sunny morning here in England and even though I'm on a train to London for fun hospital times (/sarcasm), I am smiling because:

You glorious, kind, wonderful, amazing people have managed to somehow make this happen!!

I've been reduced to tears multiple times yet again, by the sweet comments and reblogs and general outpouring of love and support. I know as a fandom we are going through a lot right now, but I want to remind you that this is the heart of what we are, and it isn't defined by the author or even the story: it's just love.

As promised, here is your reward for overcoming that £11,000 mark - a "very cool" Crowley from my oldest, Finley, and as an added bonus, my little guy Rowan decided he wanted to help too and has drawn Aziraphale!! He says "I hope people like her."

And here's a photo of Rowan using my Azi plushie for inspiration:

If we manage to surpass the £12,000 mark, what would you like to see them draw next?

Please reblog, donate if you can, and vote! 😊

Love always,

Phoenix 🌹

May I just say

“OW, my SUPPLE wrist!!!”-Mr.Blitzø Buckzo

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Here’s the individual B&N book of Bill pages (instead of the spreads):

Here are the individual pages (they should be easier to read)

Once again if you want a close-up of something just ask :)

Many thanks to the lovely @himitsy-chan for providing with the pdf of the original!!!

Interrogator: JD Vance, vice president of the United States of America, did you kill the pope?

JD Vance: Guiltisent! I mean, innaguilty!

Stanley Pines: [emerging from behind a one-way mirror, with his face in shadow, manically laughing] I’ve tried that before, Vance… roll again.

Scientist IN Perry the Platypus??? Google… are you a Perryshmirtz shipper???

obsessed with the questions "who is phineas' enemy" and "who is the scientist in perry the platypus"