This Is My Drawing I Did Myself Of Beverly From "It" Sorry For The Bad Handwriting ;)

richie, on stage: so i know you guys are here to listen to my mediocre stand-up routine, but i think i've told enough shitty jokes for now that i can move on to something that's definitely gonna be way funnier

richie: [now pulling out his phone] you know those videos where celebrities read mean tweets? and the ones where they read thirst tweets? well, i'm gonna do both of those for you tonight, only they're just tweets from my husband's "secret" twitter account that he thinks i don't know about, like he actually knows how to work a computer after not using the internet for 20 years and understands how to clear search history, log out of an account, or open an incognito tab

richie: i forgive him for these tweets. reason being he made 50% of them wine drunk and 50% of them after i fucked him so good that he couldn't form proper sentences for 2 hours. i love you, eds-baby

richie, clearing his throat: "richie w. tozier-" i like the use of my middle initial. very formal. "-is the ugliest bitch i have ever seen. i hate how big and hairy he is and how pretty his eyes are. i hope he dies"

richie: "if you think richie tozier is funny you have major brain damage. i do too but mine is sexy"

richie: "sometimes richie grabs a glass from the top shelf and his arm looks big strong and i don't"

richie: that's the end of that tweet. there is no further elaboration than "i don't." not sure what he doesn't

richie: "i don't fucking get memes until i look them up. richie called me submissive and breedable and i had to call three friends until one explained it to me. tough talk for someone in dick-sucking distance. are you gonna dom and breed me then, bitch?? i'm fucking waiting. coward"

richie: i think the funniest part of these tweets is that eddie thinks people don't know this is him, like i don't only exclusively talk about how much i love my feral little twink of a husband. i'll read you guys one more as a send off

richie: "richie went all the way back to our shithole hometown to buy me my favorite ice cream for our anniversary. i love him and that's sweet, but apparently i never told him i genuinely hate this flavor of ice cream. i only ever ate it because i didn't have money to buy another flavor after he bought me this one and i thought it would be a waste to NOT lick it as suggestively as possible to try and give him a boner"

I agree he is amazing honestly they all are be a cause I mean Noah showed fear in his eyes the while time and shook without any machine, Millie is great at showing anger, Sadie is an amazing actress and really expresses her heart through her acting, I can't begin to explain how great Gaten is without taking an hour to, and Caleb really knows how to show justice through his character. So really they are all amazing.

This scene proves to the world what an incredible, pure and dedicated actor Finn Wolfhard is. The strength and emotion in this clip is enough to move anyone, including those who have not watched Stranger Things. This is what acting is. This is what talent is.

trying to prove a point to my parents

like if you think there are only 2 genders

reblog if you think there are more than 2 genders

Idk if i ever actually posted this but i think i’m funny

Why does this wig have so much 𝓥 𝓞 𝓛 𝓤 𝓜 𝓔

You’ve Got Mail AU but instead of being cute penpals Steve and Eddie have no idea that their IRL enemy is the person they’re having unhinged cyber sex with every night.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FIR TAGGING G ME YOU MAD MY DAY WITH THAT AHHHHH let me tell you this toy melted my heart Sry I didn't say something sooner about it but I mean WOW heart warming 101 Love it Shanny thanks a bunch ♥️💛💛💚💙💜💗🍆

Imagine Joyce and Jonathan’s reaction to Will and Dustin dating! Obviously they would be so supportive, I wonder will WILL be nervous? I mean they already know Dustin he just has to introduce him as his boyfriend, easy right?

Unpredictably Unplanned

Part 2 of 2

Part 1

Pairing: Will Byers and Dustin Henderson

Summary: Will Byers deals with the unpredictability of coming out and being in a relationship

Located on Archive of Our Own

By now Will and Dustin had been dating for half a year. Dustin’s mother found out they were boyfriends because she walked in on them making out. Fortunately, she loved her son more than anything (except maybe their cat) so as long as he was happy she was too. She also loved Will and thought he was the cutest person Dustin could possibly date. She even called him “Willy”, which Dustin assured Will there was no higher compliment.

They discussed many times when Will should tell his own mother. Usually, he would have a confident week and say he’d do it over the weekend, then chicken out. Dustin was always good about not pushing the subject but he was clearly starting to feel self-conscious about it. Ten weekends of Will saying he was going to tell his mother and then not going through with it would upset anyone.

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I can't with the world anymore. HIS FACE IS KILLING ME

Warning. This is a penis costume

IT WAS LITERALLY SO GOOD

I’ve been fucking housing steddie fics recently (which I mean surprise surprise who isn’t these days) but I have to say that badpancake’s “The One in Which a Time Loop is Fucking Exhausting.” on AO3 has one of my favorite and most captivating characterizations of Steve that I’ve read so far.

I have a whole list of fic recs that approach both characters in fantastic ways that I’d love to discuss but there’s something about Steve in this particular fic that devastated me from the very first chapter. Definitely check it out if you haven’t already!