i like people who have no clue i exist • 19 • leave requests xo
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gimme the moneys xo
reposting because why did i write this ages ago and now i have a gf (fiancée ahhhh) and the first thing we did after getting together was get a red heart with our initials tattooed (i forgot this fic even existed until just now)
i fcking love streamer!ellie but what if reader was the streamer?! imagine ellie being a huge fan and always leaving comments during her stream. she's also internally freaking out when she meets the reader in person and experiencing gay panic, at the same time, because "holy sht she is the prettiest person i've ever seen in my entire fcking life."
okay it’s official, anon i absolutely love you, you god 🤍
can i appoint myself the queen of streamer!ellie head canons or is that narcissistic (leave requests my loves)
it would 100% start off with ellie being bored shitless, hopping through tv channels, netflix, youtube etc before finally turning to a streaming sight.
she loves gaming and often finds herself on that platform however she’s never seen you before that day. you were pretty big, rolling in about 50k viewers per stream but you were more of a baking stream, qna stream person rather than gaming
however, your friends had persuaded you to play a story game for that stream. you honestly couldn’t remember the name but it was some sort of zombie apocalypse one
it was fun and ellie actually sat through your whole stream.
after that, she had subscribed (in which you read out her username and she literally almost screamed hearing your pretty voice say her name) and she watched every other stream after that
she favoured the baking ones, seeing you all dressed up with a cute lil apron on over your clothes.
and ellie liked you even more when you made weed brownies live. saying they where ‘funny’ brownies so you didn’t get demonetised
she thought you were absolutely stunning and quickly ranked up to one of your favourite fans with her silly comments and the sweetest complements on each of your streams.
plus she sent you a lot of money.
it was actually after your birthday stream that she met you in real life.
she had been watching for a little over a year and you had gone out with your friends to celebrate your birthday after a short stream
as you were walking down the road to meet said friends , you noticed a pair of eyes on you which wasn’t unusual since you were pretty well known however you recognised her face from somewhere.
ellie’s eyes widened as you walked closer to her. her cheeks flushed red as she subtly looked you up and down. gay mother fucking panic.
now the girl knew she didn’t like men and only liked women but shit did you solidify it. she had been with girls before but you were something else
“i know you” is the first words you said to ellie and her heart just about stopped beating. sure, you acknowledged her online. even becoming mutuals after a comment she left on your post made you laugh but you knowing ellie? impossible “ellie right”
she didn’t trust her voice so she simply nodded. her response made you smile.
you gave her your number, it was dangerous. you didn’t know if she would leak it or whatever but you still did it and it was the best damned decision ever.
you know what they say about lesbians moving quick as fuck. yeah that was true for you and ellie. literally going on a date one week, making it official the next and then she practically moved in after that
neither of you mind, ellie chipped in with food and rent even though you told her you had enough.
(imagine you had ended up with dealer!ellie😳 that itself is a whole other story)
she would start joining your streams, fans would speculate and obviously it was true but they didn’t need to know that just yet.
it was only when you were spotted together holding hands and kissing that i officially came out that you we’re together (celeb tearoom type shit. TMZ drama alert and all that covered it)
you would often try to correlate outfits when you streamed together, if you had pink on then so did she.
there was the usual jealous people that commented against ellie and it did hurt at the beginning. nothing a few words of encouragement and steamy nights with you couldn’t fix.
seriously though, most of your fans adored her. she was quite shy at first and saw how absolutely smitten you were with each other. obsessed with the way you looked at each other when the other looked away
cooking streams that end up being a nightmare. flour and shit everywhere.
speaking of flour. the fans realised you had a special someone in your life when flowers started appearing in the back of your streams. often hung upside down so they last longer.
you eventually get matching tattoos, little hearts on your wrists both with red ink. meaningful but not big. you were both sure you were in it forever but just in case.
(unrelated but imagine ellie with a nose ring)
your fans were nosy sure but they were damn respectful - minus the odd few. if it was obvious you were on a date, all dressed up and i’m a fancy restaurant, they will not interfere which you were super appreciative about
the fans could tell you were in love with each other from day one
real
Me if I was getting Hunted by Santa Barbara Ellie
i don’t write smut. i will write spicy (i guess. kinda.) scenes but no smut
i prefer writing smaus but do love writing as well so feel free to request one and/or the other
all characters will be somewhat ooc because i don’t really picture who i’m writing about as a legitimate person more so rather a character (if that makes sense)
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if i think of anything else it’ll be added here! get requesting loves!!
YOU KILLED ME WITH THIS BTW. YOU CAN RETRIBUTE YOUR ACTIONS BY SENDING ME MONEY OR WRITING VERY CHEERY SMAUS TYVM
I need a breakup text au 😣 pretty please 🙏🏻
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝟏 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 (over text)
ft. : max verstappen, charles leclerc, lando norris, carlos sainz, oscar piastri, lewis hamilton, george russel, logan sargeant, daniel ricciardo
requested? Yes! See above :) lowkey angst obsessed at the moment which is also why lando‘s text is based on this fic of mine ! Currently working on part 2 of that exact fic as well as some other text requests. i hope to still be able to post regularly even if school’s getting in the way a bit
angst! ⋆ requests are open –> masterlist
a/n : hope u liked it! reblogs, feedback & requests are very very appreciated !
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lando: i actually can’t wait to marry you one day
: oh it’ll be beautiful but don’t expect me to be taking your last name
lando: what why?
: it’ll make me sound like filch’s cat
lando: damn okay mrs norris
: NO
in which… lando is unapologetically obsessed with his un PR trained gf
warnings: suggestive content??!!
faceclaim: random pinterest ppl xo
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yourusername don’t let it fool you, we weren’t clothed for long 😘
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landonorris i love you but one day your getting me fired
yourusername and what mf? more time with you in bed
landonorris please never change
oscarpiastri there is CHILDREN on this app
yourusername my bio specifically says no under 18s CHILD
oscarpiastri never come to a race again
landonorris she’ll always be coming mate
yourusername that’s what you always say 🙂
user she has NO shame
user WOAH SLOW TOUR ROLL
user she’s such a slut, lando could do better
yourusername did you look at the post? he clearly doesn’t need better xo
landonorris just updated their story
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yourusername got told off by mclaren today so enjoy this cute lil post of me and my mannnn
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ln4 we love u our newly pr trained wag
mclaren see this is the content we always wanted
landonorris i love you my darling
yourusername come and show me how much
yourusername I MEAN I LOVE YOU TOO
username that didn’t last long
username is miss the freaky content
username frr gave us fanfic writers some inspo
authors radio…
shorter one today to get me back into the motivation of writing
There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.
lando norris
childhood - SMAU
privacy - SMAU
my girl - SMAU
ellie williams
head scratches - WRITTEN
high with my lover - WRITTEN
late nights and date nights - SMAU
first holiday - SMAU
dating ellie williams - SMAU
clingy - HEADCANNONS
cats - HEADCANNONS
dance with me - WRITTEN
new in town - HEADCANNONS
dealer!ellie buying you a bra - WRITTEN
streamer!reader - HEADCANNONS
streamer!ellie with extrovert reader part two - HEADCANNONS
streamer!ellie with introvert reader - HEADCANNONS
prom with jealous!ellie - HEADCANNONS
ellie x charismatic gf - HEADCANNONS
ellie x dyslexic gf - HEADCANNONS
ellie x sweet gf - HEADCANNONS
ellie x slightly dumb gf - HEADCANNONS
knight!ellie - HEADCANNONS
ellie x short reader - HEADCANNONS
ellie being down bad - HEADCANNONS
ellie x shy gf - HEADCANNONS
ellie x tall gf - HEADCANNONS
gf!ellie - HEADCANNONS
ellie x chubby gf - HEADCANNONS
wife!ellie - HEADCANNONS
summer with modern!ellie - HEADCANNONS
musician!ellie - HEADCANNONS
abby anderson
head scratches - WRITTEN
so good - WRITTEN
lumberjack - HEADCANNONS
dating modern!abby - HEADCANNONS
embarrassing moments - WRITTEN
boxer!abby - HEADCANNONS
gf!abby - HEADCANNONS
bella ramsey
part 1 part 2 part 3 - SMAU
just saw olivia rodrigo in concert what do we say about singer!reader x lando norris smau with her as the faceclaim (partly written)
get to know me!
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hey! my names lilly and even though i’m new to the f1 world i am a hugeee fan! i’m currently in college and i’m planning on going to uni if i get the grades to go!
feel free to send requests for smau inspired fics for anyone on the f1 grid!
heyyy feel free to leave f1 related smau requests because i’m so stuck on what to write
in which… they have loved each other since they were little - very very short smau
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yourusername from loving you when we where just kids to following you around the world while you race. there’s no one else i’d want to spend my life with, i loved you then, i love you now and i’ll love you forever my lando <3
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landonorris my forever xx
lanyn everyone’s favourite grid couple
oscarpiastri okay this is cute but stop being gross in the garage
landonorris
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landonorris my forever girl! always glad that my mum made me play with her best friends kid when we were little, over twenty years of loving you, i can’t wait to tell our future children that you are the only person i’ve ever loved
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lnfour everybody’s favourite wag and her driver boyfriend
carlossainz55 the cutest❤️
yourusername omg i haven’t seen these photos in forever!
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f1updates after over twenty years of being together, lando norris and childhood lover y/n norris (formerly l/n) tied the knot without a single clue of even being engaged!
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yourusername & landonorris HONEYMOON FEVER🏝️
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So I've decided to make a point. I know hundreds of writers on here have been trying to bring this to the attention of audiences, but it doesn't seem to be getting through. So I'm gonna try. These are the likes, comments, and reblog ratios on some of my fics.
I don't get as many notes as some authors do on here for most of my work, but you can see how out of 447 people that it's underwhelming to receive no comments.
Even on my more popular fanfictions, the comments and reblogs don't even compare to the amount of likes on a post.
And here is a fact that might startle some of you;
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Reblog a fic to your blog if you loved it. Even better, Reblog with tags or write your comments with the reblog. We see all of it, and it makes our day. Please, you're wondering why writers for your favorite fandoms are dwindling here. It's because there is no support. If you support your favorite writers, artists, gifmakers, etcetera, then we might just stick around and continue making free content for you all.
in which… y/n l/n lives a rather private life but her boyfriend is like the complete opposite
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yourusername just your regular wagtivities
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landonorris my good luck charm 🧡
yourusername is that an invitation to the next one?
landonorris always for you
lilymhe i’ve missed you wife
yourusername i’ve missed you more wife
charlesleclerc should’ve been in ferrari
landonorris um how about no
yourusername sorry charlie i’m a mclaren girl
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landonorris today i raced for you! p2 in china🧡
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username guys i love themmm
username epitome of private but not a secret
username no bc it’s crazy that we know little to nothing about her apart from her name and what she looks like
yourusername i love you more than anything
landonorris i love you always
lnfour our favourite grid couple
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yourusername from watching you kart when we were kids to watching you in f1, my forever, three years together and so much more to come. i suppose people deserve to see you from my perspective and not just through races. i love you endlessly muppet🧡
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landonorris my forever girl x
guys i low-key wanna start writing about the f1 grid. should i do it?
real
POV: You realise you’re in too deep with this whole “20 cars go vroom vroom in circles” thing when you’re waking up at 4AM this weekend
all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
ellie never used to give a shit about her her until she met you. it was constantly knotty and normally greasy because honestly who gives a fuck about greasy hair in the middle of the apocalypse. that was until she met you and learnt how much you loved to run your fingers through her hair
ellie started washing her hair more, brushing out the knots so your hand could effortlessly run through the strands. she’d just lay on your lap, that was the signal. it was the way she de-stressed. your hand soothing her to a state of peace
abby always had her hair up in that gorgeous plait. you loved it, you really did so normally, you’d settle on brushing her baby hairs out of her face rather than running your hand completely through it
abby caught on though and god if she loved the subtle way she was obsessed with the real deal. she started wearing her hair down around you knowing you’d run your hand through it. it put her in a state of affection. i’m not kidding, that woman would be all over you the second you ran your hand through her strands. affectionate kisses all over your face, hee head buried in your shoulder
abby would, quite frankly, turn into a small child when she had her hair played with
https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotvi/738237562657914880/imagine-my-femme-laying-with-her-legs-open-for-me
This with Abby
omg stop it rn! i literally can’t write this because i will NOT do it justice but i hope you know i am obsessed
https://www.tumblr.com/strangelittlesapphic/738059586891890688/i-know-i-fucked-her-so-good-when-she-cant-even
ThIS WITH ABBY OMFG
omg yes okay!! i don’t normally write shit like this but my god am i obsessed with the idea of it
lets think about this from two points if views okay
abby anderson fucks so good, whether it’s with a strap or sloppily rubbing your clits together. your laying under her with a fucked out look on your face. your breath getting heavier and more ragged with each movement “fuck- f… ab… l-love. i- shit” and she’s just teasingly laughing and cooing at you but not giving up on her relentless fucking
OR
abby anderson fucks so good she fucks herself out. she’s thrusting her strap into you, barely holding herself up as she whimpers. she doesn’t dare even try to talk to you, she knows she won’t be able to get a sentence out as she looks into your eyes. it gets to the point that you literally have to struggle to push her onto her back to finish the both of you off
my current obsession is this one tiktokker @/nicole_corner and like, let’s just imagine her as abby for a hot minute
+ imagine living in a small wooden cabin, just you, a dog and your long term girlfriend abby anderson surrounded by pure forest
+ imagine it’s snow season, uh oh, the fires running low onwood so abby goes out to chop some more up
+ you just watch her from the window, despite the weather being cold she is only in a tank top and some loose fitting sweatpants
+ her MUSCLES WHEN SHES CHOPPING THAT WOOD OML
+ i can so picture her asking you to film/take photos of her so she can brag to all her lumberjack friends how insanely good she can chop wood and you just using them to show your friends how incredible she looks
+ i can also vividly imagine the conversation you have about her posting content because you want to brag about her on social media, so she makes a tiktok, blows up overnight and your in all her comments making it known to everyone who she belongs to
+ imagine the subtly thirst traps she would post! like she’ll just post a video of herself in a lake or something and everyone will be going crazy
+ she will slowly start urging you to be in her videos too, like maybe just your talking while she chops wood however she posts one video with your face in and everyone goes crazy
+ it doesn’t matter what size you are, this woman will easily throw you over her shoulder
+ lumberjack abby is just such a nerd okay, i mean she will waffle on forever about trees and just things in general and honestly, you wouldn’t have her any other way
+ expecting fights at parties, no i mean one flirty or rude comment about you or your relationship with her and she is throwing hands.
+ oh and you will have to physically drag her off them, when i say this girl does not know when to stop i mean it. she will beat them to a pulp if no one interferes
+ date nights being superior, playing video and board games all night with a glass of alcohol (or many), movie nights. abby is big on at home date nights
+ HOWEVER, on the occasions you do go out for a date, expect nothing less than perfect. it’s usually only for anniversaries and birthdays but i mean high end restaurants that end with a walk on the beach under moonlight
+ this women flirts as if she’s still trying to impress you, she flirts like she does on the first date
+ abby is domesticated. she believes in home cooked meals, preparing the bath for you, building things from scratch while you watch (and give her the wrong instructions)
+ she never lets you go to bed angry, there are never really any arguments between you two because communication is big in your relationship however if you have argued, she will take the time to fix it before bed.
+ abby is a goddess at giving hickeys, i mean you will always have one somewhere and as soon as it’s fading, a new one pops up. she avoids the neck knowing that your work probably won’t appreciate it but your thighs and chest are covered.
+ abby is a sucker for a bigger girl (she doesn’t have a preference but she’s a muscular woman, like come on) so if you are bigger then she will effortlessly manhandle you at any possible point.
this whole series oml
amongst search histories and private youtube videos
bakugo katsuki x fem!reader
genre: university/college au, fluff, crack, angst
warnings: swearing, sexual themes, adult stuff in general, jokes about dying, bakugo, slow burn, violence
disc: all pictures i used were found on pinterest and belong to their respective artists! i’ve only watermarked edits i’ve made!
taglist closed! thank you for your interest, reblogs are appreciated! <3
part one: todoroki shoto step on me
part two: squash me with your biceps
part three: this isn't about you anymore
part four: you can't threaten me with a good time
part five: we don't ice our drinks like pussies
part six: say sike rn
part seven: they're not so nice anymore
part eight: i'll do anything for a spicy man
part nine: payback for puking on my shoes
part ten: teasing AND threatening
part eleven: i'll cut you
part twelve: how is he hotter when i'm sober
part thirteen: like some eboy
part fourteen: i don't really care if you're into turtle porn
part fifteen: "what i want shinsou hitoshi for"
part sixteen: bakugo this is not a drill
part seventeen: everybody press the red button
part eighteen: please put the baby aside
part nineteen: you're a menace to society, cupcake
part twenty: i haven't invited you yet babe
part twenty-one: oh
part twenty-two: you don't mean anything to me
part twenty-three: can't a girl crave some ramen
part twenty-four: being a bitch for bitch's sake
part twenty-five: hiding in your room like pussies
part twenty-six: what, no cupcake?
part twenty-seven: i'll break all your teeth
part twenty-eight: i’m not whipped
part twenty-nine: it’s not very baby of you
part thirty: be my girlfriend
part thirty-one: who do you want?
part thirty-two: he says he doesn’t care
part thirty-three: a knife in my bedside drawer
part thirty-four: bubbly fun wheat juice
part thirty-five: can't cut carrots for shit though
part thirty-six: i'm going on a bird hunt
part thirty-seven: get in line bakuhoe (written)
part thirty-eight: don't be the dumbass now, love
part thirty-nine: i think my boyfriend's been kidnapped
bonus part forty: love you too babe
afterword
thanks for reading!
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(ellie williams x fem reader)
You had been dating Ellie Williams for a whole year and ten days. Life during the apocalyptic world was tough and you found solitude within each other. You were there when Joel died and there when ellie hunted down abby. That was back when you were just friends, however.
You had been there through her hardest moments and now your with her as life starts looking better.
The two of you had just re-moved into the farmhouse that you had ditched on the hunt for Abby and Ellie thought it was just about the perfect time to dig into her special stash.
The sun was setting, logs burning on the bonfire and you were cuddled under a blanket looking out at the darkening sky.
Ellie plucked the joint she had rolled an hour prior from behind her ear and leant forward slightly, carefully lighting it using the flames from the bonfire. She was the first to take a few puffs before handing it over to you, hee hand delicately places on your bare thigh as you took a drag.
Once the joint was finished with, you stubbed it out against the ever growing pile of roaches in the homemade ash tray.
The two of you just spoke until it kicked in, ellie had been building all day while you baked in the kitchen with quiet music playing in the back.
The sudden feeling of heaviness came first, your head dropping onto Ellie’s shoulder as if it was too heavy to hold up. You could feel your mouth dry up and your eyes go glossy. Looking over at Ellie, it had also seemed to hit her too
And she looked fucking beautiful
Her eyes tinted red and glossy as she looked towards you, her eyelids hooded and relaxed
“fuck you look so pretty babe” Ellie spoke, her voice raspy from her dry throat
“you don’t look too bad yourself pretty lady” You quip back, pecking her lips. To outsiders, it would have looked almost idealistic. Two young adults, both so in love with each other and at peace with there situation
And if anyone saw, they’d be absolutely correct. the sky glowing hues of pink and orange as it set in front of the pair of you leaving a soft faded colour on each of your faces.
“i love you so much” you told her, Ellie knew even if you were to never speak those words again
“yeah, i know” Ellie joked, smirking as if she was so proud of her joke. You didn’t find it funny though, gently shoving her “hey! i was messing with ya! you know i’m in love with you”
“yeah, i know” and with that, you give her the cheesiest grin you could muster up
getting high with the one you loved wasn’t the worst way to spend your time at all
gf!ellie instagram blurb
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y/n late nights with you are all i need in life! i could sit here forever (don’t ask how we took this picture, it took forever els.williams)
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dina.w you are sickeningly cute. seriously i’m about to throw up
els.williams my favourite thing to do (other than you;))
-> y/n ELLIE DELETE BEFORE MY MUM SEES
jessss and why were me and dina not invited…
-> dina.w because kissing wasn’t the only thing happening jesse
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els.williams nights like these >>>> (even though i had to rip them headphones off of you)
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y/n i answered one call from my mother and you threw a fit
-> els.williams but it’s our night we said no phones :(
dina.w imma snatch your girl up ellie
-> jessss i’m right here
-> els.williams yeah… he’s right there
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dina.w didn’t invite us last time so we snuck up on them this time
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jessss posted on their story
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y/n first holiday with the love of my life, loving spending time away with you <3 (tagged els.williams)
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els.williams PARIS BABY!
-> y/n me and you in the city of love!!!
dina.w the cutest! have fun but not too much, see you soon xx
jessss PARIS! YOU GUYS ARE UN PARIS!!
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els.williams me and you until the end of time my love! let’s rule this city!
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y/n i love you🫶
-> els.williams my wife everyone
jessss wake up, fuck i front of the eiffel tower, explore, fuck again, sleep and repeat
-> dina.w your so crude
jessss
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jessss look who we surprised! the gang in the city of love! (no seriously, get me home. y/n and ellie fuck so damn loud)
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dina.w your so gross jess, they’re in love
-> jessss in love with keeping me awake at night
y/n you and dina are no better than us
-> els.williams i mean, i think they’re quieter than us
-> y/n yeah because you don’t shut up