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Connor heads to penalty box after first career fight | 12.05.24

thinking abt dog tops againnn. idk they r just perfection like omggg r u just gonna fuck me like a feral mutt while u stick ur tongue out and pant??? ideally also drooling on me in the process, slobbering over me as u pound inside like a big filthy dog... u gonna bark at me, not a yap, but like a good hearty bark in a genuine effort to assert dominance? bite into me and tug on my skin with ur teeth? use me like a chew toy? i need it.

Wait hang on let's not forget. Sidney Crosby and his pretty dick (and fat lips and ass) walked so today's fun himbos could run!

You’re not wrong anon. Sidney “first male victim of misogyny” Crosby paved the way for the pretty hockeys of today, though we still have a ways to go until we achieve true equality for the pretty boys

mount him

We’re Not Going Home: The 2020 Dallas Stars Playoff Run

abo pre-sidgeno thoughts during this witching hour bc i just found these pics on pinterest and need i say more?

thinking about a young, stubborn, and begrudgingly omega sidney at the end of his second season in the nhl, staring down the barrel of the captaincy and really deeply thinking that he's not ready for it. due in no small part to the fact to the internalized shame he has about his heats and how, for the first time in his life, he's being forced to go through regular cycles as per the anti-doping adjacent dynamic rules set in place by the nhl. and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal if he could just tough his heats out on his own when his week of blue placebo pills comes around but in order to keep his hormones balanced properly (because we all know how much of a freak sid is for maintaining his fleshly hockey machine- uh, i mean, his body) and minimize the time commitment that is a cycle, he has to have an alpha heat partner. and maybe that wouldn't be such a big deal if they were any good at getting him off. like oh my god, why are all alphas ages 18-25 bumbling fumbling idiots with no coordination or stamina. if he hopes to take the c by the beginning of next season, which is looking increasingly more likely and decreasingly his to decide, sid needs to be able to get his cycles down pat. something he can only accomplish with a consistent and competent alpha heat partner.

enter geno, obviously.

Thanks to TNT, I now know that Henrik used to bait other men by showing a little 5 hole 😏

tk thee pony (twitter version)

Timo Meier but gently

hitting timo meier with hammer