Hi How Are You? I Hope Everything Is Going Alright, I'm Sorry If I'm Being Annoying I Just Wanted To

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

i feel like we should stop making jokes about sex. not because im a prude- i DO fuck, frequently- but because at this point there's only so many times you can say penis before it just goes in one ear and out the other

So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

8,999 bananas tall or basically 9 bananas

Reblog if you’ve made amazing friends online and are grateful for their existence

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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I LOVE THIS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

tumblr wont let me rb and add a video so here we go

@lilanghosuhray

We Need Help

tw; homophobia

i am having to remake this post because my last post has died out, and sadly we are still in desperate need of help. for background for those who dont know me, my name is j, i am a 23 year old transguy living with my wife (they are also lgbt, and lives with a neurological disorder among others)

we just received our notice that our rent will be raising from 895 to 1050 in september. we are on fixed income and stay afloat with financial aid, but this is a huge blow because we were under the impression it would be cheaper then this, but they are tacking on utilities. on top of that, we are currently waiting the 10 days for our ebt card, because the first one they sent never arrived, and so we have been going without food despite being paid out on the 10th. this is really bad for the reasons above, since food instability is a major trigger.

as some of you know, my wife and i moved to az from our home in wa exactly a year ago to help her disabled mom who was asking for help. june is the anniversary of the month we got kicked out and lived homeless until we got this apartment, when her mother determined she no longer could accept our relationship because we are gay. it is a complex situation but traumatizing for my partner and the reason i say so is because we have no one to help us with transportation to food bank, extra help, anything. we are entirely isolated here.

with the money we will have by then from school funds to pay our rent and the last post, we would be able to live here for another full year if we somehow made a total of 850. I don’t expect the full amount and am working on other means right now, but if any one could help, spare even a few cents, or reblog, it would really help. if half of my followers sent a dollar i would have more than enough not to get kicked out, so it really doesnt need to be much to mean a lot. it is really devastating to have to see this happen again after having tried to build a sense of stability again, so it really matters a lot to me everyone who has cared, even reached out, and thank you if you got this far.

feel free to msg me if theres anything else you need to know. spaces so no shadow ban, bold to make this easier to read. I’ll try to follow everyone who reblogs (I hit follow limit often but will keep going through notes and following)

timestamp: 6/18/2022

p a y p a l: ptcustomcomp @ yahoo . com

c a s h a p p: $ tobler707

v e n m o: @ tobler707

total as of 6/25/22 12PM MST: 297 / 850

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post