I Start College Tommorow And I Strive To Be As Conversational As Klaus Hargreeves But Unfortunately That

Klaus: When you die, I'm going to play All Star in your funeral.

Diego: Bold of you to assume I will die first.

Klaus: Bold of you to assume I can die in the first place.

If we’re mutuals and I ever awkwardly reply to a post yes that is me trying to communicate with you and I’m very sorry

i read CS Lewis’ A Grief Observed one time years ago and i’m still not recovered from it

My friend : I’m upset

Me : paragraphs about how they matter and how I love them

Me : I’m having a really difficult time at the moment and I’m so worried about ( insert problem )

My friend : lol that sucks

parasitism

poem by @growrotten

hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied

howdy!

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

And two popular brands that promised SPF 50 were actually only SPF 8.

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