This My First Post... I Don't Think This Is What My Posts Will Normally Be Like, If I Post Much At All,

Let’s never forget Tyler singing I’m Yours

boom

it’s only a matter of time before ellen invites papaw on her show and gives him a lifetime supply of grandkids to eat dinner with

I'm glad moonlight won not only cause it deserved it but now after the meme dies down every can stop pretending la la land was a bad movie

Guarantee 90% of the people memeing about it didn’t see it.

the goodest boy

A limerick:

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now