Vicious Mockery But It’s Just Repeating The Last Noise The Enemy Made In A Mocking Tone Gelatinous

every time you ridicule a nasty person’s appearance there is chance it’s going to reach a vulnerable person who sees themselves in their features 

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

odin, glancing down at baby loki as he carries him home after finding him abandoned: good thing I still have all those green and black baby clothes from 4000 years ago that nobody knows about but me

story time.

stay safe

Y'know, you could just make up accents in dnd. Tried to give ur character an Australian accent and failed? Well, there is no Australia in this fantasy universe, but there is conceivably a settlement of people who all speak in an accent which sounds, to our ears, like really bad Australian.

What I’m saying is just use the worst fuckong voices for all ur characters and if u get called out on then just say it’s how people talk in fricking green-mushrooms or wherever ur character comes from. Make your party suffer.

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”