Fun Fact About Me, I Can Recite Any Scene From Disney’s Peter Pan From Memory Because I Watched It

the cowardly lion has a bad gig like. can u imagine the trait you hate most about yourself being like. part of the name everyone calls you. like ‘oh hey there’s judgemental rebecca. hi disloyal jim. how’s it going, unable-to-form-proper-emotional-bonds-and-compensates-with-humour paul.’

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

when 2018 try to hit you with the bullshit

i don’t post. i secrete.

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.